Football Updated Rules - Page 2

GloryDayz · 12-12-2010, 08:44 PM

What rules might improve the league by being updated? I'll start..

1) No fair-catch..

2) If "#1" doesn't pass, if you throw up your hands for a fair-catch, the ball should either be live (if it hits the ground, the kicking team can recover it), or you're committing to the ball being dead at the spot of the first bounce. IOW, you can't fair-catch the ball 10 yards away from the landing point. That's girlie at best!

3) Intentional grounding. A) move the "tackle box" rule out to "within 5 yards of the sideline" (draw a line if need be), or B) if the QB is forced to scramble, the ball shall be placed at the spot of the pass if the pass is not completed.

4) To protect the QB, no QB can run the ball. It's either that or stop protecting them...

GloryDayz · 12-12-2010, 08:58 PM

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What bulletin boards might improve by banning GloryDayz [sic]? I'll start..
1) ChiefsPlanet.
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You're both a girl and dumb..

**Saul Good** · 12-12-2010, 08:59 PM

Get rid of the spot of the foul PI

If a player fumbles the ball through the other team's EZ, it should be placed at the spot of the fumble and returned to the last team with possession. As it is, the other team gets the ball at the 20. It's the worst rule in any sport.

Get rid of the "tackle box" grounding rule and make it the hashes.

Cheerleaders should be topless

jd1020 · 12-12-2010, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Get rid of the spot of the foul PI

If a player fumbles the ball through the other team's EZ, it should be placed at the spot of the fumble and returned to the last team with possession. As it is, the other team gets the ball at the 20. It's the worst rule in any sport.
Get rid of the "tackle box" grounding rule and make it the hashes.

Cheerleaders should be topless

I'm so confused with what is being said there. You can't fumble forward so if the team who had the ball recovers they get it where the ball was fumbled. If the other team recovers its a touchback. Pretty common in multiple plays.

**Saul Good** · 12-12-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020

I'm so confused with what is being said there.

If you are about to score a TD but fumble the ball at the one and it goes through the endzone, the other team gets the ball at the 20. If you fumble it out of bounds anywhere else on the field, the team that last had possession gets it back. There is no reason that the other team should get the ball in this one situation.

-King- · 12-12-2010, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020

I'm so confused with what is being said there.

How?

As it is now, if a team fumbles through the end zone, the other teams gets the ball at the 20.

What he wants to do is: the fumbling team keeps possession at the spot of the foul.

bowener · 12-12-2010, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz

What rules might improve the league by being updated? I'll start..

1) No fair-catch..

2) If "#1" doesn't pass, if you throw up your hands for a fair-catch, the ball should either be live (if it hits the ground, the kicking team can recover it), or you're committing to the ball being dead at the spot of the first bounce. IOW, you can't fair-catch the ball 10 yards away from the landing point. That's girlie at best!

3) Intentional grounding. A) move the "tackle box" rule out to "within 5 yards of the sideline" (draw a line if need be), or B) if the QB is forced to scramble, the ball shall be placed at the spot of the pass if the pass is not completed.

4) To protect the QB, no QB can run the ball. It's either that or stop protecting them...

these

Are

THE

DUMBEST

****ING

IDEAS

EVAAAR!!

-King- · 12-12-2010, 09:07 PM

And for the people wanting spot PI to be taken out...think about it, how many CBs would intentionally interfere with receivers instead of allowing big plays?

If a CB is getting burnt for what looks to be a 50 yard play, then why not just trip the WR and just settle for the 15(or whatever the penalty would be) yard penalty?

GloryDayz · 12-12-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener

these

Are

THE

DUMBEST

****ING

IDEAS

EVAAAR!!

"EVAAAR" <- This proves you're dumb! Now go to bed, it's late boy!

-King- · 12-12-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener

these

Are

THE

DUMBEST

****ING

IDEAS

EVAAAR!!

Pretty much.

Delano · 12-12-2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz

You're both a girl and dumb..

Wanna touch my box, tough guy?
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GloryDayz · 12-12-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Wanna touch my box, tough guy?
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A skank too!!

Delano · 12-12-2010, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz

A skank too!!

More eye contact!
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**TimeForWasp** · 12-12-2010, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020

How the **** would it not get anyone hurt. Its a defenseless receiver.

Being a defenseless reciever should be illegal and you should be able to knock the shit out of them.

GloryDayz · 12-12-2010, 09:14 PM

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More eye contact!
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OK, you're dismissed young lady, move on to a new thread or offer a rule improvement..

bowener · 12-12-2010, 09:16 PM

I think that the whistle should never be blown, and the clock continuously rolls upward... sort of like starting from 0 and counting toward 60 minutes.

If you commit a foul the ball will be placed in the corner closest, one player must hurl the ball back into the field of play, however, no other players are allowed to use their hands upon the ball entering the field of play until at least 3 players from both teams have crab walked no less than 5 yards with the ball in their lap.

Since this is a live ball, other players are allowed to beat the shit out of the crab walking players to try and jar the ball loose.

If a player intentionally harms another player a 2 of Clubs will be drawn and the player will be escorted to the penalty bench. Once on the penalty bench the player must stay seated on said bench while the penalty-Cam monitors their actions for no less than 5 minutes and no more than 12 minutes and forty-two seconds.
[addendum to above rule: The "penalty-Cam" will watch penalized player unless there is either a Favre-Cam or Tebow-Cam already present at the contest; in the prior stated circumstance an emergency TV timeout will be called by the umpire to allow ESPN to properly adjust coverage for maximum over exposure. Farve and/or Tebow are exempt from all possible penalties.]

12-12-2010, 08:44 PM
GloryDayz (Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir) Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diving Casino cash: $885380	Updated Rules What rules might improve the league by being updated? I'll start.. 1) No fair-catch.. 2) If "#1" doesn't pass, if you throw up your hands for a fair-catch, the ball should either be live (if it hits the ground, the kicking team can recover it), or you're committing to the ball being dead at the spot of the first bounce. IOW, you can't fair-catch the ball 10 yards away from the landing point. That's girlie at best! 3) Intentional grounding. A) move the "tackle box" rule out to "within 5 yards of the sideline" (draw a line if need be), or B) if the QB is forced to scramble, the ball shall be placed at the spot of the pass if the pass is not completed. 4) To protect the QB, no QB can run the ball. It's either that or stop protecting them...
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12-12-2010, 08:59 PM	#17
Saul Good Quit your bullshit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bored of winning Casino cash: $10052799	Get rid of the spot of the foul PI If a player fumbles the ball through the other team's EZ, it should be placed at the spot of the fumble and returned to the last team with possession. As it is, the other team gets the ball at the 20. It's the worst rule in any sport. Get rid of the "tackle box" grounding rule and make it the hashes. Cheerleaders should be topless __________________ Today is not a good day to be a pussy.
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12-12-2010, 09:07 PM	#22
-King- ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ Join Date: Jan 2009 Casino cash: $-1254257	And for the people wanting spot PI to be taken out...think about it, how many CBs would intentionally interfere with receivers instead of allowing big plays? If a CB is getting burnt for what looks to be a 50 yard play, then why not just trip the WR and just settle for the 15(or whatever the penalty would be) yard penalty? __________________ 🏁
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12-12-2010, 09:16 PM	#30
bowener BAMF! Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $9549897	I think that the whistle should never be blown, and the clock continuously rolls upward... sort of like starting from 0 and counting toward 60 minutes. If you commit a foul the ball will be placed in the corner closest, one player must hurl the ball back into the field of play, however, no other players are allowed to use their hands upon the ball entering the field of play until at least 3 players from both teams have crab walked no less than 5 yards with the ball in their lap. Since this is a live ball, other players are allowed to beat the shit out of the crab walking players to try and jar the ball loose. If a player intentionally harms another player a 2 of Clubs will be drawn and the player will be escorted to the penalty bench. Once on the penalty bench the player must stay seated on said bench while the penalty-Cam monitors their actions for no less than 5 minutes and no more than 12 minutes and forty-two seconds. [addendum to above rule: The "penalty-Cam" will watch penalized player unless there is either a Favre-Cam or Tebow-Cam already present at the contest; in the prior stated circumstance an emergency TV timeout will be called by the umpire to allow ESPN to properly adjust coverage for maximum over exposure. Farve and/or Tebow are exempt from all possible penalties.] __________________ Main Entry: bowe·ner Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\ Function: noun Date: circa 2007
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