Football Danny Woodhead at local store trying to sell Danny Woodhead Jerseys - Page 3

**pr_capone** · 12-22-2010, 02:01 AM

LMFAO

Earthling · 12-22-2010, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

Highest scoring team in the NFL.

**gblowfish** · 12-22-2010, 10:31 AM

That's hilarious. And dude is a fearless, gusty player. All good.

JTagg7754 · 12-22-2010, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

**** Woodhead and Belichick and all of those shitty ****ing Patriot RBs. They're all garbage.

Kevin Faulk? More like Kevin ****.

It must suck being 12-2. Definitely garbage!!!

JD10367 · 12-22-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Dude it's totally true. This is the same team that won two Super Bowls with Mike ****ing Cloud on the team.

Belichick has obviously found a method of winning that involves a consistent steady stable of shitty, slow, untalented RBs. Benjarvus Green-Ellis is the best guy in the Pats' backfield since Corey Dillon's first season with the Pats. That was 6 years ago, and ****ing KEVIN FAULK is STILL with the team.

In around 10-1/2 seasons of playing time, Kevin Faulk has over 7000 yards from the line of scrimmage, and almost 5000 yards in punt and kick returns. He has 33 touchdowns. And all of it when never being the featured running back or a focal point of the passing game. When he was healthy, he was a great third-down-converter. I don't know why you're such a Kevin Faulk hater, but The Douche is still strong with you.

Skyy God · 12-22-2010, 12:51 PM

Since I'm facing him in the fantasy finals, I'm hoping, probably in vain, for a steady dose of BJGE.

Belichick is the debbil.

WebGem · 12-22-2010, 01:18 PM

This is hilarious.

Brock · 12-22-2010, 01:40 PM

I think I saw that guy down at the skate park the other day.

JD10367 · 12-22-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

I think I saw that guy down at the skate park the other day.

It's hilarious when he steps up to the podium to do a presser. He looks like a frat boy who snuck in on his way to the kegger.

HotRoute · 12-22-2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

About a week after the Patriots signed him, I was eating breakfast in a NJ diner and they had a signed Woodhead Jets jersey on the wall. I said to my wife, "Hey, I think that's the dude the Patriots just signed. The Jets cut him. I think he's some black running back or something."

funny that the jets tried to turn him into a WR and changed his number to 83 in an attempt to keep him on the roster, only to have to cut him hoping noone would notice. but someone did, and the rest is history.

really like this guy and hope for the best for him, gotta love the undersized/underdog types that make it in the NFL

JD10367 · 12-22-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HotRoute

really like this guy and hope for the best for him, gotta love the undersized/underdog types that make it in the NFL

Yeah, so do I, and a lot of other Patriots fans. Woodhead is quickly becoming a fan favorite, following in the tradition of tiny underrated players (Wes Welker, Troy Brown).

There's a guy on the Redskins I root for 'cause he's even more out-of-place. Brandon Banks, around 5'7" and maybe 150 pounds soaking wet. Hilarious. And he's a returner, LOL. He looks like the kid version of Tom Hanks in the big suit at the end of "Big".

salame · 12-22-2010, 03:49 PM

I always wondered happened to Edward Furlong

Sofa King · 12-22-2010, 04:11 PM

Consistent1 · 12-22-2010, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by salame

I always wondered happened to Edward Furlong

Haha, or he could also pass as Tim Lincecum's little bro....

JD10367 · 12-23-2010, 11:55 AM

So I got a negrep from SNR, with this message: "You're on a Chiefs board, buddy. Go ****ing die in a fire with your Patriots garbage. Either like it or leave it."

I could give less of a shit about the negrep, but I would like to publicly respond to said douchewaffle: yes, I know it's a Chiefs board. But I was unaware it was also a place for people to bash teams and players without not only provocation but common sense. You want to hate on the Patriots for winning all the time? Knock yourself out. You want to hate on Belichick for Spygate, or Brady for his homoerotic metrosexuality? Go for it. But just throwing shit against the wall because it's simply the only thing your puerile brain can accomplish is weak sauce. Most Chiefs fans with a brain--translation, most who aren't you--would love to have a Woodhead or a Faulk on their team, a guy who plays with heart and overachieves. If you're gonna talk shit about someone or something, at least do it with some ****ing intelligence, you dicksniffer. Danny Woodhead has more integrity, talent, and heart in his left testicle than you've probably ever had in your whole loser life.

**Buehler445** · 12-23-2010, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Wish he was a Chief.

I really wanted the chiefs to pick him up when the Jets waived him.
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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	So I got a negrep from SNR, with this message: "You're on a Chiefs board, buddy. Go **ing die in a fire with your Patriots garbage. Either like it or leave it." I could give less of a shit about the negrep, but I would like to publicly respond to said douchewaffle: yes, I know it's a Chiefs board. But I was unaware it was also a place for people to bash teams and players without not only provocation but common sense. You want to hate on the Patriots for winning all the time? Knock yourself out. You want to hate on Belichick for Spygate, or Brady for his homoerotic metrosexuality? Go for it. But just throwing shit against the wall because it's simply the only thing your puerile brain can accomplish is weak sauce. Most Chiefs fans with a brain--translation, most who aren't you--would love to have a Woodhead or a Faulk on their team, a guy who plays with heart and overachieves. If you're gonna talk shit about someone or something, at least do it with some **ing intelligence, you dicksniffer. Danny Woodhead has more integrity, talent, and heart in his left testicle than you've probably ever had in your whole loser life.
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