Chiefs Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs! - Page 22

**BigRedChief** · 06:34 PM

POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME

Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day.

Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there.

All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged.

Current Bribes:

Shogun:
$150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF

Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?):
Bugeater giving $500K for every vote.

You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign.

Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy.

Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

2010 King of the noobs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

Previous honorees:
2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief
2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

DonTellMeShowMe · 01-05-2011, 01:11 PM

this is bullshit

Sofa King · 01-05-2011, 01:15 PM

Can i do a write in vote for Donttellmeshowme?

No?

fine, i'll just vote for the server then... even though WVChieffan would be my real vote if he wasn't so far down the vote list.

**The Franchise** · 01-05-2011, 01:28 PM

Anyone who voted for Shogun. I'll be dispersing the money out to him and he can send it to all of you.

01-05-2011, 01:59 PM

Why are there still no votes for GoodDaySir? This is a travesty. I can not be associated with a contest where a candidate as good as GoodDaySir is left behind. It simply mustn't happen in these times. In fact, you are all likely racist and bigoted by virtue of downtrodding this pour soul. I hope that you can sleep tonight in your big, expensive n00by bed while an individual so concerned about your well-being that his entire name is an offer of sincere salutations sits at home awaiting election results not having earned a single vote. I hope that you hood-wearers rot in your own feces for voting elsewhere and ignoring this person who gives so much of themselves to the community. I trust that when your homeless father bites into the twinkie given to him by GoodDaySir that he loses two crowns and a bridge and he moves back into your house screaming and moaning about the pain in his mouth all night long. HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING NOW?

GOOD DAY SIR!

jbwm89 · 01-05-2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Anyone who voted for Shogun. I'll be dispersing the money out to him and he can send it to all of you.

what is the current exchange rate of casino cash to American currency?

**Bugeater** · 01-05-2011, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Why are there still no votes for GoodDaySir? This is a travesty. I can not be associated with a contest where a candidate as good as GoodDaySir is left behind. It simply mustn't happen in these times. In fact, you are all likely racist and bigoted by virtue of downtrodding this pour soul. I hope that you can sleep tonight in your big, expensive n00by bed while an individual so concerned about your well-being that his entire name is an offer of sincere salutations sits at home awaiting election results not having earned a single vote. I hope that you hood-wearers rot in your own feces for voting elsewhere and ignoring this person who gives so much of themselves to the community. I trust that when your homeless father bites into the twinkie given to him by GoodDaySir that he loses two crowns and a bridge and he moves back into your house screaming and moaning about the pain in his mouth all night long. HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING NOW?

GOOD DAY SIR!

The reason there aren't any votes for him is because no such member currently exists. Who the hell put this list together anyway?

01-05-2011, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

The reason there aren't any votes for him is because no such member currently exists. Who the hell put this list together anyway?

As if there weren't enough reasons to vote for GoodDaySir! - you come and bring us another. VOTE people. Share your voice. Feel the power behind your clicky fingr, the wind beneath your wings. Do you feel that? Yes, I think you do... now, select GoodDaySir! and click VOTE!

01-05-2011, 02:10 PM

There is a GoodDaySir! account but it has been banned by these fascist moderators at this site. Rise, rise above the racist bigoted hatred emanating from the crests of these horrible so-called leaders of men and vote for the one - the only one...

GoodDaySir!

**Bugeater** · 01-05-2011, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

There is a GoodDaySir! account but it has been banned by these fascist moderators at this site. Rise, rise above the racist bigoted hatred emanating from the crests of these horrible so-called leaders of men and vote for the one - the only one...

GoodDaySir!

Ok, because I seem to recall someone with that moniker here at one time, a Donk troll I believe and it was several years ago. I'm not sure why he's not showing up in the members list though.

So now we're up to a non-n00b mult that is listed twice, a banned Donk troll from several years ago, and someone else who joined in 2004. I think a shake-up at the Academy is in order here.

Sofa King · 01-05-2011, 04:54 PM

It won't be long before the server becomes self aware and destroys the world.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-05-2011, 05:02 PM

We are restoring faith in American politics one vote at a time. We live in a day and age when we need to know we can count on our leadership. The New Server has proven it's worth to us time and time again. Shogun won't be there for you during the playoff game this weekend. But The New Server will. Show your appreciation! Show your love! Show your faithfulness to The New Server. Vote for The New Server now!

**Shogun** · 01-05-2011, 05:04 PM

New server earned it

**bevischief** · 01-05-2011, 05:20 PM

I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.

**Shogun** · 01-05-2011, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief

I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.

I've been known in this thread to PM nudes of the lady

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-05-2011, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief

I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.

Being able to log in everytime, quickly, should be bribe enough. The New Server does that for you now. However, you also have a golden opportunity to climb up the rep ladder with a

of The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick, and Bugeater's Peter Beater. There is also a casino cash incentive for your vote for The New Server. However, you must PM Bugeater and I after you've voted for confirmation. 10k per vote from me, and I believe even more from Bugeater. Details are mentioned earlier in this thread.

View Poll Results: Who shall we crown?
Shogun	55	28.65%
Livesteam	3	1.56%
Rams Fan	28	14.58%
warispeace	4	2.08%
Alamoswim	1	0.52%
WVChieffan	2	1.04%
Superturtle	3	1.56%
spida_man22	2	1.04%
Braniac	0	0%
Fumblerooskie	5	2.60%
yhf	0	0%
Planetman	4	2.08%
Jive Ass	2	1.04%
Planetman	0	0%
GoodDaySir	0	0%
Pawnmower	17	8.85%
The new server	51	26.56%
Write in vote below	3	1.56%
No N00b is worthy	12	6.25%
Voters: 192. You may not vote on this poll

01-04-2011, 05:54 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-581038 VARSITY	Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs! POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs! Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day. Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there. All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged. Current Bribes: Shogun: $150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?): Bugeater giving $500K for every vote. You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign. Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy. Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004). 2010 King of the noobs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222 2009 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2009 King of n00bs discussion :http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2008 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2008 King of the N00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2007 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs The 2007 n00b discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs Previous honorees: 2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief 2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy 2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the n00bs: Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 01-07-2011 at 06:34 PM..
Posts: 81,262

01-05-2011, 01:11 PM	#316
DonTellMeShowMe Starter Join Date: Feb 2010 Casino cash: $10005142	this is bullshit
Posts: 718

01-05-2011, 01:15 PM	#317
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-220000 VARSITY	Can i do a write in vote for Donttellmeshowme? No? fine, i'll just vote for the server then... even though WVChieffan would be my real vote if he wasn't so far down the vote list.
Posts: 23,457

01-05-2011, 01:28 PM	#318
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2075047	Anyone who voted for Shogun. I'll be dispersing the money out to him and he can send it to all of you.
Posts: 92,316

01-05-2011, 01:59 PM	#319
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Why are there still no votes for GoodDaySir? This is a travesty. I can not be associated with a contest where a candidate as good as GoodDaySir is left behind. It simply mustn't happen in these times. In fact, you are all likely racist and bigoted by virtue of downtrodding this pour soul. I hope that you can sleep tonight in your big, expensive n00by bed while an individual so concerned about your well-being that his entire name is an offer of sincere salutations sits at home awaiting election results not having earned a single vote. I hope that you hood-wearers rot in your own feces for voting elsewhere and ignoring this person who gives so much of themselves to the community. I trust that when your homeless father bites into the twinkie given to him by GoodDaySir that he loses two crowns and a bridge and he moves back into your house screaming and moaning about the pain in his mouth all night long. HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING NOW? GOOD DAY SIR!
Posts: n/a

01-05-2011, 02:10 PM	#323
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	There is a GoodDaySir! account but it has been banned by these fascist moderators at this site. Rise, rise above the racist bigoted hatred emanating from the crests of these horrible so-called leaders of men and vote for the one - the only one... GoodDaySir!
Posts: n/a

01-05-2011, 04:54 PM	#325
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-220000 VARSITY	It won't be long before the server becomes self aware and destroys the world.
Posts: 23,457

01-05-2011, 05:02 PM	#326
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	We are restoring faith in American politics one vote at a time. We live in a day and age when we need to know we can count on our leadership. The New Server has proven it's worth to us time and time again. Shogun won't be there for you during the playoff game this weekend. But The New Server will. Show your appreciation! Show your love! Show your faithfulness to The New Server. Vote for The New Server now! Last edited by Mr. Flopnuts; 01-05-2011 at 05:09 PM..
Posts: 56,649

01-05-2011, 05:20 PM	#328
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7759352 VARSITY	I need bribes to make a decision and so do quite a few others.
Posts: 27,771