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![]() OK, the lid is off: Q: What does NASA stand for? A: Need Another Seven Astronauts. Q: What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe said to her husband? A: You feed the kids, I'll feed the fish. |
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Those are horrible.
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They knew that they would wash up on shore.
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These are better, but I had to look them up:
Q: What do Playtex tampon users and Christa McAuliffe have in common? A: They both should have stayed on the pad. Q: What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common? A: They're all looking for a tight seal. And those of a certain age will understand this one: Q: What do Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice have in common. A: They both went down on the challenger. |
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Ha ha, was that Gary Hart?
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I’ll have to take your word for it.
I just remember it from back in the day.
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