Life Okay Florida CPers - Page 2

**luv** · 02-17-2011, 01:57 PM

I'll be there in two weeks! Three nights in Orlando, one night on Daytona Beach, and then one night in Sanford (where my airport is at). Let me know if anyone wants to get together. I'm going to Universal Studios two days.

DMAC · 02-17-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BCD

don't start what? I'm confused.

Anyhoo, have fun.

...chicks...

Hammock Parties · 02-17-2011, 05:27 PM

Can you start about five more threads while you're in Florida? Thanks.

Stinger · 02-17-2011, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

Can you start about five more threads while you're in Florida? Thanks.

treading on your turf?

**bevischief** · 02-17-2011, 06:32 PM

Watch out for the tar balls on the beach.

Jenson71 · 02-17-2011, 06:52 PM

Having recently been to Florida, I can clear up some misconceptions for you before your visit.

1) Not everyone is a Jewish grandmother. Do not ask every random old lady you see if they are verklempt. Apparently that sounds like a rash commonly spread in nursing homes and these old ladies will show it to you if they get the impression that you are a nurses aide.

2) Cuban cigars are illegal there, despite the close proximity to Cuba and large Cuban population. Also, sticking them up your rectum in order to evade cop searches can increase your risk of colon cancer. It also makes you feel ridiculous when the jury is being shown the surveillance tape as evidence of your crime.

3) Do not go to Miami. I went to Miami, and I asked people to take me to the good side of town. In the good side of town, you will only see half the people on cocaine and be robbed half as as often as everywhere else. People mistakenly think that Miami Beach is okay. If you find yourself on Miami Beach, it is best to swim out into the ocean in order to get bitten by a shark and saved by the Coast Guard.

4) It is futile to point out the differences between the real Mongolia and the DisneyWorld Mongolia. The workers do not care, it makes the children cry, and requests to personally visit with Mr. Mickey Mouse on the matter will not be granted.

**bevischief** · 02-17-2011, 07:28 PM

http://www.floridaoilspilllaw.com/

02-17-2011, 01:57 PM
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1230000	Okay Florida CPers I'll be there in two weeks! Three nights in Orlando, one night on Daytona Beach, and then one night in Sanford (where my airport is at). Let me know if anyone wants to get together. I'm going to Universal Studios two days.
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02-17-2011, 05:27 PM	#17
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $890478	Can you start about five more threads while you're in Florida? Thanks. __________________ Chiefs game films
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02-17-2011, 06:32 PM	#19
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7739352 VARSITY	Watch out for the tar balls on the beach.
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02-17-2011, 06:52 PM	#20
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	Having recently been to Florida, I can clear up some misconceptions for you before your visit. 1) Not everyone is a Jewish grandmother. Do not ask every random old lady you see if they are verklempt. Apparently that sounds like a rash commonly spread in nursing homes and these old ladies will show it to you if they get the impression that you are a nurses aide. 2) Cuban cigars are illegal there, despite the close proximity to Cuba and large Cuban population. Also, sticking them up your rectum in order to evade cop searches can increase your risk of colon cancer. It also makes you feel ridiculous when the jury is being shown the surveillance tape as evidence of your crime. 3) Do not go to Miami. I went to Miami, and I asked people to take me to the good side of town. In the good side of town, you will only see half the people on cocaine and be robbed half as as often as everywhere else. People mistakenly think that Miami Beach is okay. If you find yourself on Miami Beach, it is best to swim out into the ocean in order to get bitten by a shark and saved by the Coast Guard. 4) It is futile to point out the differences between the real Mongolia and the DisneyWorld Mongolia. The workers do not care, it makes the children cry, and requests to personally visit with Mr. Mickey Mouse on the matter will not be granted.
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02-17-2011, 07:28 PM	#21
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7739352 VARSITY	http://www.floridaoilspilllaw.com/
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