How broke are you?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

Don't sweat it. If it helps I find more money in my couch cushions than R8ers makes in 2 years. I piss excellence. In fact, I've just put down my deposit on a Fender Custom Shop Master Build guitar for shits and giggles. I don't need it but I'll be damned if I can find exactly what I'm looking for in a gitfiddle. At the end of the day this thing will cost more than R8ers car.

Excellent. And I'll tell you how to play your guitar. Now, I'm not qualified to tell you how to play a guitar, and I don't know the first thing about playing one, but I saw some guy on TV who is a really good guitar player, and that made me an expert. So I WILL tell you the right way to play your guitar, and you WILL listen to me. And If you don't listen to my expert advice, it can only mean one thing - you're an idiot! A big stupid idiot! And you also must be a child molester, wife beater and smut merchant, you bad, bad person! And if you dare to disagree with my 100% uninformed and 100% incorrect assessment of your character and get cross with me, rest assured that if you did it in person I'd hit you in mouth so hard you'd shit teeth the next day! I'd have to because you're so violent and immature, and stupid stupid stupid!

YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! RESPECT MY AUTHORITA!!!!!!!!!!