Life Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat - Page 5

Deberg_1990 · 04-07-2011, 10:02 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/mar...ex.html?hpt=T2

Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.

Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.

Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank, Donnelly said. They have not received reports of glue-laden toilet seats since.

CHENZ A! · 04-07-2011, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

Mine gets used by college students. About once a week I'll have to wipe it down extra good. But I'm pretty sure I won't catch any diseases by sitting on a seat after I've wiped it down.

Oh I'm aware it's excessive on my part. But it does give me peace of mind.

CHENZ A! · 04-07-2011, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I wouldn't want to have been the medical personnel that had to get that guy's ass unglued.

There's no way the dumbass could have wiped.

Wait, since when do you have to be able to stand up to wipe?

milkman · 04-07-2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

Wait, since when do you have to be able to stand up to wipe?

His ass was glued to the seat.

How's he getting to it to wipe?

Between his legs?

Awfully tough, since they're probably glued as well.

-King- · 04-07-2011, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

I take a couple dumps a day at work, which is essentially a public restroom. Really pisses me off when someone pees on the rim or scatters 3 or 4 pubes around (who sheds that much???). I always look and wipe with toilet paper if there is any visible material or if I have any doubts. But once I've done that, I don't give a second thought about sitting down. I mean, it's my ass.

A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

**cdcox** · 04-07-2011, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

I like to travel light.

Oh Snap · 04-08-2011, 12:22 AM

Just another reason why I put toilet paper down on the seat before I use a public toilet.

04-08-2011, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

This is probably for another thread or something.... I'd venture when a colon has been stretched like yours, you can go a week or more.

Like Seedy, I dump at least twice a day - sometimes 3-4x depending on what I enjoyed the previous evening.

WV · 04-08-2011, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

I would be one miserable bastard if this were true! Hell sometimes I don't make it through a meal before I have to go and wouldn't want to trade.

big nasty kcnut · 04-08-2011, 02:08 AM

Taking a shit for me is good but looking for a way heal myself from the kidney stone.

Chief Pote · 04-08-2011, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

Taking a shit for me is good but looking for a way heal myself from the kidney stone.

Dude, those ****ers are a serious pain.

CHENZ A! · 04-08-2011, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

Go see a doctor man.

**loochy** · 04-08-2011, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

Dude, you really need to work on speeding up your metabolism then.

**loochy** · 04-08-2011, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

Taking a shit for me is good but looking for a way heal myself from the kidney stone.

Did you pass it or do you have more? Go to the doctor and have them try to pulverize those things before you pass them. Yeesh.

Rooster · 04-08-2011, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

Damn dude. That doesn't sound healthy at all.

04-07-2011, 10:02 AM
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