movie titles that = a trip to the bathroom

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Breaking Away (for when a giant one snaps in half mid-crap)
When A Stranger Calls (for when you Stranger yourself while crapping)
The Punisher (for when you're wicked constipated)
The Rock (see The Punisher)
Midnight Express (for when you get those 2am Taco Bell diarrhea bouts)
She's Having A Baby (for when your woman amazes you with a gargantuan dump)
Larger Than Life (for when you unleash your biggest crap ever)
Boys Don't Cry (for when a Larger Than Life rips you a new asshole)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2am, no farts, but pungent enough to kill everyone around you)
Up In The Air (for that rare and glorious flagpole submarine)