Judgement Day is coming

[RustShack]

Some Say Judgment Day Will Take Place Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011 Zondra Hughes
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Harold Camping predicts Christ will return on May 21, 2011.

Judgment Day is just a few days away. Christ will return on May 21, 2011, according to Harold Camping, founder of We Can Know radio.

Camping has been spreading the word about the final days via his Christian Network (that consists of a radio station and companion website), www.wecanknow.com.

We Can Know is the organization behind a series of biblical billboards that bear the date of the Rapture. The organization’s philosophy is that, “We can know something about how God will behave in the future by looking at how He has behaved in the past (Hebrews 13:8). Since He has given advance notice of the precise timing for judgment in the past, we should not be surprised that He is revealing the timing of the end today.”

The We Can Know end of the world campaign has included bumper stickers, pamphlets and even a few mainstream interviews to get the message out.

Follower Kevin Brown said to NPR that God has told him to spread the word about May 21, 2011. “People need to know,” Kevin Brown told NPR, “and God commands us to share the Gospel about the end of the world. He says if we do not share the Gospel then their blood will be on our hands, whether they believe or not. God’s been moving me to do this.”

Camping arrived at the date by the Good Book, which he says predicts that the Rapture is to occur 7,000 years after God’s first warning about the flood. Camping said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 on today’s calendar.

One day equals 1,000 years to God, and God gave Noah one week of warning. And thus, there is a 7,000-year gap between Noah’s flood and the Rapture, bringing us to May 21, 2011.

Not everyone believes the clock will run out on May 21. The American Vision organization points out that Camping initially said the end of the world would occur in 1994.

“In spite of the failure of his 1994 Rapture prediction, Harold Camping is predicting May 21, 2011, as the date the Rapture will take place,” the organization states. “American Vision is so confident that Camping is wrong, we are holding our National Prophecy Conference just a few weeks after his predicted rapture date.”

Judgment Day is also a great week to throw a party, according to the American Atheists, who do not believe in God. The Atheists are hosting a Rapture after-party to prove that Camping is wrong. –zondra hughes

[stonedstooge]

While out sailing on the ocean while out sailing on the sea,
I bumped into the Saviour, He said "Pardon me"
I said "Jesus you look tired",
He said "jesus, so do you"
Won't you sit down son cause I've got some fat to chew

[Molitoth]

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

[4th and Long]

1. Japan: Earthquake, tsunami, nuclear disaster, all rolled into one. The March devastation that left thousands dead and missing was the trifecta of prophecies for many believers

But that "will look like a Sunday school picnic in comparison" to the end of times, Christian broadcaster Harold Camping, the force behind the May 21 prediction, reportedly said this week, despite the Bible's indisputable proclamation that "no one knows about that day or hour."

2. Haiti, Philippines, Costa Rica: Recent "earthquakes in various places," as noted in Matthew, foretell the obvious for some believers.

3. Iraq-Afghanistan: Never-ending Mideast conflict seems always to factor into calculating a Judgment Day prediction, starting with Israel. So there's plenty to choose from in the region to meet this biblical requirement: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom."

4. Marriage equality: Some believers have suggested that the growing acceptance of same-sex marriage is a sign of immorality run amok, and that God would tolerate it only as a precursor to Judgment Day.

5. The Mississippi River: Recent flooding has prompted some speculation that pervasive crop destruction is sure to follow, resulting in the widespread famine that's scheduled to help usher in the Apocalypse.

We'll know soon enough, at least this time around.

[Art Vader]

He is coming back.. but just to buy my latest painting
::The Last Dance::

[Simplex3]

via Twitter:

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You should be able to run your Stephen Hawking interview without any complaints next week.

[Fish]

That widespread famine shit better hurry up.... there's only like 2 days left, and I'm still seeing fat people EVERYWHERE!!!!

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by RJ

What time of day? Will I have time to at least get some stuff done in the morning?

Ah-ha! Found it. It's 6pm. Of course they leave out the time zone. Could be 6pm CA time, or they may have translated it to London time for the article.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...e-2254139.html

The end of the world is nigh; 21 May, to be precise. That's the date when Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California, is confidently predicting the Second Coming of the Lord. At about 6pm, he reckons 2 per cent of the world's population will be immediately "raptured" to Heaven; the rest of us will get sent straight to the Other Place.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Art Vader

He is coming back.. but just to buy my latest painting
::The Last Dance::

That's awesome.

[Simplex3]

One question: If you were dead would you wear your murder weapon as jewelry?

[Art Vader]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

One question: If you were dead would you wear your murder weapon as jewelry?

it's called irony check it out sometime

[RockChalk]

The ultimate fairy tale for adults

[sedated]

[Simplex3]

Damn, I hadn't even thought of the service industry that the whole thing could spawn:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

[DMAC]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Damn, I hadn't even thought of the service industry that the whole thing could spawn:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

wow