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**loochy** · 10-04-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Her mooseknuckle is a big montana.

Holy crap that's beefy.

definitely big enough to make shadow puppets.

nutritious and delicious

JD10367 · 10-04-2011, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Her mooseknuckle is a big montana.

Holy crap that's beefy.

definitely big enough to make shadow puppets.

When she drops her panties, he hears, "Feed me, Seymour!"

burt · 10-04-2011, 08:00 PM

bullshit. most of us would hit the shit out of that.

JD10367 · 10-04-2011, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by burt

bullshit. most of us would hit the shit out of that.

I certainly would. I don't get the "eh, she's not that hot" comments. Body's rockin' (fake tits and all), and facially I find her attractive in that "pinched elfin" way (Whitney Cummings, Heather Locklear, Liv Tyler, etc.,.). Sure, she's probably ridiculously high maintenance, possibly a nutjob, and by the time she's 35 will look worn-out, but we're not talking about Mrs. Right, we're talking about Mrs. Right Now.

Setsuna · 10-04-2011, 10:44 PM

Ewww. If I was a foreigner and had that to represent America I'd never step foot here.

**Iowanian** · 10-04-2011, 02:23 PM

I'll bet it looks like a cow that's about 10 minutes from giving birth, probably has a hoof sticking out.

That is a bigger pussy than "Curtis got slapped" and a bigger pussy than Clifford Trammel.

In short, that's probably a taped down scrotum.

seclark · 10-04-2011, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

In short, that's probably a taped down scrotum.

or mr. jingles
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**loochy** · 10-04-2011, 02:27 PM

chew on that like a piece of beef jerky

seclark · 10-04-2011, 02:28 PM

arby's
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Fish · 10-04-2011, 02:33 PM

Meatflaps are likely tied in a cute little bow...

**Lumpy** · 10-04-2011, 02:34 PM

Wowza! She's either tuckin' or she needs to be pluckin'.

seclark · 10-04-2011, 02:36 PM

that clam's got a helluva beard!

**Iowanian** · 10-04-2011, 02:51 PM

I'll bet her mud flaps are vagazelled with chrome trucker gals.

**Iowanian** · 10-04-2011, 02:54 PM

Her lips look like she's got in a mountain size chaw of Beechnut in her cooter.

I'm not sure if it's grosser if she spits or swallows that juice.

**Gonzo** · 10-04-2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Her lips look like she's got in a mountain size chaw of Beechnut in her cooter.

I'm not sure if it's grosser if she spits or swallows that juice.

Mmmm tobacco cooter...

It's tumor-riffic!
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10-04-2011, 10:44 PM	#5
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10-04-2011, 02:23 PM	#6
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4638454	I'll bet it looks like a cow that's about 10 minutes from giving birth, probably has a hoof sticking out. That is a bigger pussy than "Curtis got slapped" and a bigger pussy than Clifford Trammel. In short, that's probably a taped down scrotum.
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10-04-2011, 02:27 PM	#8
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10-04-2011, 02:28 PM	#9
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10-04-2011, 02:34 PM	#11
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10-04-2011, 02:36 PM	#12
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10-04-2011, 02:54 PM	#14
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4638454	Her lips look like she's got in a mountain size chaw of Beechnut in her cooter. I'm not sure if it's grosser if she spits or swallows that juice.
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