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braincase | 52 | 85.25% | |
bevischief | 9 | 14.75% | |
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07-02-2011, 07:51 AM | #2 |
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Cocktails: pre-lit or not?
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07-02-2011, 07:52 AM | #3 |
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Good point. Let's assume the first one can be pre-lit, and others will require lighting.
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07-02-2011, 07:53 AM | #4 |
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Shouldn't this be Match 5?
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07-02-2011, 07:55 AM | #5 |
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Uhhh...I hate to go Cap'n Obvious but there's no way bevis can throw a Molotov Cocktail when he's handcuffed. He's dead meat.
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07-02-2011, 07:57 AM | #6 |
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Dang. Can a mod change it to Match 5, please?
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07-02-2011, 07:57 AM | #7 |
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Braincase slices up a terrified bevischief, who also sets himself on fire.
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07-02-2011, 08:00 AM | #8 | |
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That would seem to be a problem, wouldn't it? Tough break on the special factors. If he had more prep time, he could possibly think about doing a two-hand overhead throw, but with only 5 seconds of situational assessment I'm not sure he'll have time. Still can't be a fun 9-foot run for braincase, though, hoping he doesn't get engulfed in a gasoline fire.
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07-02-2011, 08:06 AM | #9 |
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I would keep my distance and let bevis throw wildly, then move in for the kill while he vainly tries to light the next cocktail.
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Good point. Molotov cocktails have a short shelf life once you light them. Even so, I'm not sure I'd run backwards. With almost no time to prepare, I think braincase's best option is to immediately charge before bevischief figures out the best throwing motion.
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07-02-2011, 08:20 AM | #11 |
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That has got to be one of the worst special factors available. bevischief is a dead man
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07-02-2011, 08:22 AM | #12 |
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This outcome is pretty clear, lets see matches 6 through 8!
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07-02-2011, 08:39 AM | #13 |
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WE DEMAND MORE BLOOD RAIN MAN!
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07-02-2011, 08:47 AM | #14 |
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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
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07-02-2011, 11:14 AM | #15 |
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OUch. Love Bevis, but unless he gets lucky he's really ****ed. He's handcuffed and has no time to figure out what the **** is about to happen.
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