Your favorite lines from a rap 'song'?

[Archie F. Swin]

I hope this thread will ride the jersey tails of the "Top 10 Rappers..." thread. When you think of some of the sickest spits from great hip-hop tracks, what comes to mind?

I'll offer two:

From the track: "Flava in ya Ear", Craig Mack says:
" You're crazy like that glue, to think that you can outdo my 'one-two' that's sick like the flu."

From the track "Scenario", rapper Phife Dawg says:
"I'm all that and then some,
Tall, dark and handsome.
I'll bust a nut upside ya eye,
to show you where I cum from..."

[KurtCobain]

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

[DBOSHO]

Originally Posted by Digital Takawira

that just sailed right over your head, didn't it? i guess that's my fault really. i expected you to understand logic. i'll try to keep it simple this time.

YOU =

Leave Gramps alone and let him get back to his Simon and Garfunkle.

[Simply Red]

Glaciers of Ice by Raekwon is loaded w/ them. One of my favs of all time.

[gblowfish]

(NSFW.....language...imagine!)

[pr_capone]

Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton
To serve me; not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut I'm raising up off the cot
Don't get upset, girl, that's just how it goes
I don't love you hoes, I'm out the door!

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Digital Takawira

that just sailed right over your head, didn't it? i guess that's my fault really. i expected you to understand logic. i'll try to keep it simple this time.

YOU =

Logic?

What the hell are you talking about dumbass?

I did the logical thing.

Rather than start an entirely new thread to express my disdain for rap, I posted that expression in the second thread to appear in the lounge about rap.

I didn't post in the first thread.

Both of these useless topics should have been posted in the media center where they belong.

Logic would tell your dumb ass, if you hadn't responded with butthurt, I would not have posted in this thread again.

[lostcause]

I've never been played by a ho!
If the bitch is acting stupid,
She's got to go!
Some mutha****ers get sad
If she ****s with me, I'ma kick her little monkey ass!
See you hoes got it wrong!
think since a ****a say he loves ya, he ain't strong.
Bitch you takin' shit the wrong way
And I can tell right now. It's gonna be a long day!
I got to educate you brothas
If the bitch won't give up the play
**** her!
Move along to the next trick.
See I'm the type a ****a that tell a ho
"suck dick!"
what if she's not suckin'
That's a waste of time, conversation and my ****in'
I just put my ****in pants on
And tell the idiotic freak
to take her tramp ass home!

Cause I don't need a ****in dummy
I need a bitch to lick nuts
until my dick is cummin'
And after that, you'll earn your gloves
HA HA... Just call me the gangster of love.

I like bitches
All kind of bitches,
To take off my shirt
and pull down my britches
If shes got big tities
I squeeze 'em and hold'em
while she suck my dick and lick my scrotum
And If she got a friend I'll **** her too
Together we can play a game of switcheroo
I ain't the type who gets all mushy
I like to sit back
and watch them eat each other's pussy!
Weak people might say we're insane
But that's the other ****in' level of the game
I'll turn your sister out if she ****s with me
You want to know my identity???

Bitches look at me like I'm a faker
Knowing goddamn well
I'm a muther****in heartbreaker!
I'll have them crying for months
Cause I done ****ed their best friends
and put a whipping on their ****s
They have their mothers to call
but, if you ****ed one mom,
You done ****ed them all
And I really don't give a ****
Cause if your mom offers me the pussy
she's stuck

Now thats the type of ****a I am,
I'm always game to run a train, god-damn...
six different hoes a night,
i use lubricated rubbers, to make the pussy feel right
better safe then be a victim,
if ya got a jimmy hat, go ahead and dick em.
I put the pussy in its place,
and right before i nut, i pull it out, then to the face,
and tell the bitch to keep suckin
and prepare herself for her first but ****in.
Then when i'm done, straight to the tub, haha...
Just call me the Gangster of Love.

I'm a mother ****er, i put a bitch to the test
if she dont pass, she dont get blessed.
If the test consists, of ****ing my whole crew.
then bitch, god-damn, thats what you gotta do.
You say you wanna be down with Willie-D,
but yet you find it difficult to listen to me,
everytime you **** up and skip a class,
imma put my god-damn foot in your ass.
And if your father wants to buck-up,
I'll beat the wrinkles out that old motha****a.
I treat a bitch like a queen,
but she has to realize I'm the goddamn king.

Some jealous punk in town,
told my girl i was ****ing around, and she's still down.
to do the same, you gotta have game,
you wanna know my name?
(Call me the Gangster of Love)

Say bill,
wassup B
all the hoes mad at us cause we aint paying for the pussy
and fighting over their asses and shit
but thats the other level of the game again
damn straight
say man, while we on the subject of hoes,
what ever happened to that hoe you used to **** with named cathy

Oh cathy, that hoe was hot,
the first piece of pussy that i ever got.
she ****ed me til i was cummin,
put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin.
i said, shit, um its ejecting.
she started scratching my dillbag and said hold up a second.
turn me over on my back gold,
opened up my butt cheeks and started lickin out my asshole.
thats why i guess that im the gangsta.
and oh ya, cathleen johnson, sweetheart, i'd like to thank ya.

Little hoes out there are getting stuck,
by ****az like me and we really dont give a ****.
big ass titties and a sexy switch,
whatever you got, you deserved it bitch.

See, ah, i like to take em fast,
act like i love em, and dog ther motha****in ass.
like for instance miss P,
the bitch ran a game and tried to **** over me.
but i assisted in the makin,
talking bout she pregnant.
"with you or that jamaican"?
She said me of course,
so i drug her little ass like a mother ****in horse.
thats what you get for trying to play me,
i'll kick a bitch smack dead in the ass, if she ever say we,
made a kid when i make it,
I'll grab her by her mother****in' neck
and try to break it!
Cause I knew I wore a ****ing glove
You know who you ****in with bitch???
just call me the Gangsta of love.

-Gangster of Love
By: The Geto Boys

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

[BigMeatballDave]

Originally Posted by Digital Takawira

about as useless as you posting in this thread. now please stfu and gtfo. kthxbye


andre 3000 (Outkast)-
"my mind warps and bends, floats the wind.
count to ten, meet the twin, andre ben,
welcome to the lion's den.
original skin, many men comprehend
i extend myself,
so why don't you go out and tell a friend?
sin is all what you believin' in.
faith is what you make it
that's the hardest shit since MC Ren.
alien can blend right on in with yo kin
look again, 'cause i swear i spot one every now and then.
it's happenin' again. wish i could tell you when.
andre, this is andre.
y'all is just gon' have to make amends."

Dude. Most people do not like rap. Get over yourself. No one is trying to stop you from listening to it.

[Titty Meat]

**** the frail shit cause when my coke come in they need the same scale that they weight the whales wit

[Mama Hip Rockets]

"Hit the deck runnin' like a snow cone at Coney, homie." -- Aesop Rock

[SLAG]

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads, human sacrifices,cannibalism;candlesand exorcism Animals having sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just, beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh And I never eat you unless the ****ing, meat looks fresh I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lying, I got a nine in my pocket and baby I'm just, dying to cock him He's ready for war, I'm ready for war I got machetes and swords for any bundle of sticks that said he was raw My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before I just didn't have as large an arsenalof weaponsbefore Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall red on the ceiling, red on the floor, get a new whore Met on the second, wet on the third; then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong

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[kcxiv]

I'm high up out the hocus pocus, my diagnosis is a murderous
psychosis and mutha****as know this/ I'm quick to pull the pin up out the
grenade and hand you the pineapple and say "Here mutha****a, hold this - Loki


Blood in my hair from the wings of a hawk
no angels guide me i seem to be lost
Spittin a rhyme from divious ways
All in the veins them freaks they get paid
The path was layed the bed was set
Nicky the cat from the fillmoe jets
Here go the stealo it aint that odd
Kahn, money, clothes, broads
Don't forget weed and rap for the gods
Pages that rewrite the holy karahn
Man i've been swervin since julius erving
Ready to rap now so open the curtain
Don't be in the lab when i'm doin bad
Pencil's and pads they turn to cash
This how i mash
Driving so fast
Shoes say wu when i step on the gas
Baby is mad
Man she got ass
I looked and gave her my gangsta laugh
My pedigree my legacy
I sell it like aphetimines
They told me at the dinner scene
And i'm standing there high in my anchor jean
Gangsta's, hustlers, hoe's and all
Be one to pay when a rapper falls
Blood in my hair from the wings of a hawk
no angels guide me i seem to be lost
-Andre Nikatina

http://youtu.be/He0HJGj5l1E

[Archie F. Swin]

Ya gotta pardon 'J' for sellin' out the 'The Garden' in a day, just like a young Marvin in his hey.

[Thig Lyfe]

YA EVAH HAD SEX WITH A PHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHH
PUT THE PUSSY IN A SARCOPHAGUS