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Old 07-05-2011, 05:47 AM  
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Help on Opening Line
What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?
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Old 07-05-2011, 01:55 PM   #61
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Old 07-05-2011, 02:04 PM   #62
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:25 PM   #63
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:40 PM   #64
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I am going to assume that you haven't read Demongame. First off it is not really what you say, it is how you say it. Woman read your body and tone more than what you say. So just be yourself but BE SURE OF yourself! Now if you are a big pussy it will show through body language, believe me, if one drop of unrine comes out down your pant leg it will chase away this 9/10 hardbody. Just keep it light and fun, disagree with her if you have an opinion, and never give woman what they want until after you get physical.
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:29 PM   #65
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:04 PM   #66
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:45 PM   #67
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:45 PM   #68
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:48 PM   #69
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:49 PM   #70
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:50 PM   #71
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:51 PM   #72
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:53 PM   #74
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