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Old 07-05-2011, 05:47 AM  
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What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:56 PM   #76
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:04 PM   #77
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:58 PM   #78
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:08 PM   #79
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Old 07-07-2011, 07:14 AM   #83
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