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08-17-2011, 07:47 AM | #106 |
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When one of your young girls introduces you to the new boy that moved into the culdesac over the summer as Claythan. You realize that you just told the 8 yr old to "get the f*** away from my daughter, freak".
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08-17-2011, 11:03 AM | #107 |
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When you know the definition of "disgerent".
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08-17-2011, 11:11 AM | #108 |
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When you know the difference between a hawaiian boy, a dienberg and an engineer from doodah-lite.
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08-17-2011, 11:12 AM | #109 |
Would an idiot do that?
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...when you find your old tommykat decoder ring behind the washer. It must be the same feeling a cyclist would have finding his first set of training wheels years later.... seeing some n00b post 'wtf did he just say' in a nut thread and thinking, wow, that used to be me.
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Wasted away again...
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08-17-2011, 11:55 AM | #111 |
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When you remeber the epic threads of SportsWax and KC Johnny from the other board and only have 200 some odd posts
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08-17-2011, 11:58 AM | #112 |
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When you can remember where you were when you heard 'Delt and Katipan were no longer making the beast with two backs.
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08-17-2011, 11:58 AM | #113 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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For real, this. I often start a story and realize once I've started that it came from here. My closest friends have just come to expect it.
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08-17-2011, 12:00 PM | #114 | |
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Gat damn man, I've heard of lurkers but you are the lurkiest.
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08-17-2011, 12:02 PM | #115 |
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When you can correctly identify a n00b with 5 posts or less as a Tom Cash or Marlboro CHief mult
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08-17-2011, 12:04 PM | #116 |
Wasted away again...
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When you still don't know who in the heck Holladay is.
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08-17-2011, 12:11 PM | #117 |
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I was nailing Lumpy the other day and right when she climaxed I yelled, "TO THE SHIP!"
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08-17-2011, 12:13 PM | #119 |
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08-17-2011, 12:17 PM | #120 |
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...you remember being stalked by a Chiefs fan from West Pitston, PA.
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