Events in your life since last Chiefs playoff win

[durtyrute]

I have probably jacked off a thousand times or more since then.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by durtyrute

I have probably jacked off a thousand times or more since then.

Only a thousand huh? You must be pulling some major pussy on the side.

[durtyrute]

Originally Posted by lewdog_5

Only a thousand huh? You must be pulling some major pussy on the side.

Damn, wait. Three times a week, 52 weeks in a year, and what 17 years. Thats 2652. Damn I need a ****ing hobby, or maybe I've found one.