The 1:41 Am testicle thread - Page 2

FDS · 03-07-2007, 01:40 AM

If you could change something about your testicles/sack(if you have them) what would it be?

FAX · 11-22-2011, 09:43 PM

Hmmm.

I've never before seen this thread, but it reminds me of that famous short story, "The Man With The Florescent Nuts". Darn scary story, that was. I was scared of the dark for months.

FAX

**Bugeater** · 11-22-2011, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief

It's becoming very obvious who you are.

And 4 1/2 years later, he's still the board's biggest dumbass.

RJ · 11-22-2011, 10:00 PM

So this guy I work with had to have emergency surgery last wek due to a torqued testicle. As casey Stengel said, you could look it up. I can't imagine the pain he went through and is still dealing with. He missed a week of work, just came back today and he is walking like a penguin. Of course all the other guys at work have been very sympathetic to his plight and no one has given him any grief at all. For instance, I would never have taped this coaster from a local bar to his computer. Nah, we're much more considerate than that.

dmahurin · 11-22-2011, 10:06 PM

I wish my nuts dangled less. I've sat on them a few times. Not fun at all.

Claremonster · 11-22-2011, 10:07 PM

Tomorrow, someone should not leave two walnuts on his desk, with one of them cracked open with a nutcracker, because that would be mean.

**Buck** · 11-22-2011, 10:10 PM

Mine would slap against the ass of a chick a lot more often, if you know what I'm saying.

ChiefsrGood · 11-22-2011, 10:10 PM

aturnis · 11-22-2011, 10:50 PM

A guy I work with just had an ultrasound on his boys today. One of them is swollen up to the point it's bigger than a jumbo egg. Cracked my shit up when he told me. How could he wait so long that it's bigger than a jumbo egg before he got it checked out?

Trevo_410 · 11-22-2011, 10:51 PM

haha i went to school with that guy that just flipped the birdie to the camera

Trevo_410 · 11-22-2011, 10:52 PM

ahh **** wrong thread

Holladay · 11-23-2011, 01:43 PM

Nut joke

Quote:

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

Sofa King · 11-23-2011, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay

Nut joke

hahahaha

LiveSteam · 11-23-2011, 01:55 PM

I wish I didn't have such Schweddy Balls

tooge · 11-23-2011, 02:11 PM

i just wish I didn't have such a headache

Holladay · 11-23-2011, 03:32 PM

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RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9895202	So this guy I work with had to have emergency surgery last wek due to a torqued testicle. As casey Stengel said, you could look it up. I can't imagine the pain he went through and is still dealing with. He missed a week of work, just came back today and he is walking like a penguin. Of course all the other guys at work have been very sympathetic to his plight and no one has given him any grief at all. For instance, I would never have taped this coaster from a local bar to his computer. Nah, we're much more considerate than that.
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