Life What states have you been to?

Frazod · 12-06-2011, 09:44 AM

I don't subscribe to your destination rule. For instance, I've never specially traveled anywhere in Nebraska (seriously, who has?), but I drove the length of that vile barren sonofabitch from the southeastern tip to the northwestern tip, and it was horrible and took hours, and by God I'm counting it.

**Predarat** · 12-06-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I don't subscribe to your destination rule. For instance, I've never specially traveled anywhere in Nebraska (seriously, who has?), but I drove the length of that vile barren sonofabitch from the southeastern tip to the northwestern tip, and it was horrible and took hours, and by God I'm counting it.

Agreed.

trndobrd · 12-06-2011, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I don't subscribe to your destination rule. For instance, I've never specially traveled anywhere in Nebraska (seriously, who has?), but I drove the length of that vile barren sonofabitch from the southeastern tip to the northwestern tip, and it was horrible and took hours, and by God I'm counting it.

If you haven't visited Car Henge in Shadron, you really haven't been to Nebraska.

**Rain Man** · 12-06-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I don't subscribe to your destination rule. For instance, I've never specially traveled anywhere in Nebraska (seriously, who has?), but I drove the length of that vile barren sonofabitch from the southeastern tip to the northwestern tip, and it was horrible and took hours, and by God I'm counting it.

Hey, I don't make the rules around here.

Well, other than the one you disagree with.

Frazod · 12-06-2011, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Hey, I don't make the rules around here.

Well, other than the one you disagree with.

I don't count airport stops (hence no Alabama, even though I've been to the airport in Huntsville), nor would I count a state where you drove through just a tiny part of it and never got out of the car (like the part of I-15 that goes through the northwestern tip of Arizona).

But big ass states like Nebraska or Pennsylvania that take many hours to cross, or piddling states that I've driven through many times, like Maryland, Delaware and New Jersey - sorry, I'm counting them. Been there, done that, stopped for gas, had meals, was generally bored out of my mind for long stretches.

**Rain Man** · 12-06-2011, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I don't count airport stops (hence no Alabama, even though I've been to the airport in Huntsville), nor would I count a state where you drove through just a tiny part of it and never got out of the car (like the part of I-15 that goes through the northwestern tip of Arizona).

But big ass states like Nebraska or Pennsylvania that take many hours to cross, or piddling states that I've driven through many times, like Maryland, Delaware and New Jersey - sorry, I'm counting them. Been there, done that, stopped for gas, had meals, was generally bored out of my mind for long stretches.

I understand the point. I wonder if perhaps an amendment to the rule is that you spend more than eight consecutive hours in the state, or that you have more than one consecutive meal.

But then again, did you really visit the state, or did you just accidentally end up there?

Frazod · 12-06-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I understand the point. I wonder if perhaps an amendment to the rule is that you spend more than eight consecutive hours in the state, or that you have more than one consecutive meal.

But then again, did you really visit the state, or did you just accidentally end up there?

If you've driven the length of Nebraska or Kansas, you've been there.

Same thing with Pennsylvania, which (other than two cities) is basically Nebraska with trees.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 12-06-2011, 11:18 AM

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**Bugeater** · 12-06-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I don't subscribe to your destination rule. For instance, I've never specially traveled anywhere in Nebraska (seriously, who has?), but I drove the length of that vile barren sonofabitch from the southeastern tip to the northwestern tip, and it was horrible and took hours, and by God I'm counting it.

I still don't understand this. Have you ever taken I-90 across South Dakota? What about I-70 across Kansas and eastern Colorado? Or I-76 to Denver? Those are all infinitely more vile and barren than I-80 through Nebraska. Hell I-80 through Iowa is nothing but cornfield after cornfield.

I think you just hate Nebraska.

Frazod · 12-06-2011, 04:36 PM

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I still don't understand this. Have you ever taken I-90 across South Dakota? What about I-70 across Kansas and eastern Colorado? Or I-76 to Denver? Those are all infinitely more vile and barren than I-80 though Nebraska. Hell I-80 through Iowa is nothing but cornfield after cornfield.

Yes, I've taken all of them. And yes, they all suck, especially I-70 across Kansas, which outsucks them all.

But extreme southeastern Nebraska to extreme northwestern Nebraska - seriously, that's up there.

**Bugeater** · 12-06-2011, 04:39 PM

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Yes, I've taken all of them. And yes, they all suck, especially I-70 across Kansas, which outsucks them all.

But extreme southeastern Nebraska to extreme northwestern Nebraska - seriously, that's up there.

Well as far as distance goes, we do have them all beat because of our panhandle.

But we do have this!

Where else are you going to see one of these?

Frazod · 12-06-2011, 04:41 PM

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Well as far as distance goes, we do have them all beat because of our panhandle.

But we do have this!

Where else are you going to see one of these?

Anywhere with an interstate highway?

**Bugeater** · 12-06-2011, 04:48 PM

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Anywhere with an interstate highway?

That's not a crosswalk you idiot. It's a ****ing museum...or something...not really sure because I have never stopped at it.

Frazod · 12-06-2011, 04:51 PM

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That's not a crosswalk you idiot. It's a ****ing museum...or something...not really sure because I have never stopped at it.

The ones in Illinois have gas and food and stuff. People actually stop there!

**chefsos** · 12-06-2011, 04:48 PM

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Anywhere with an interstate highway?

But there's a show there featuring 89,000 blades of grass! I'm not even kidding.

View Poll Results: Per the rules below, I have visited (check all that apply):
Alaska	18	9.94%
Hawaii	48	26.52%
Washington	65	35.91%
Oregon	52	28.73%
California	136	75.14%
Idaho	48	26.52%
Montana	52	28.73%
Nevada	111	61.33%
Utah	82	45.30%
Arizona	105	58.01%
Wyoming	74	40.88%
Colorado	146	80.66%
New Mexico	88	48.62%
North Dakota	44	24.31%
South Dakota	79	43.65%
Nebraska	119	65.75%
Kansas	161	88.95%
Oklahoma	127	70.17%
Texas	149	82.32%
Minnesota	86	47.51%
Iowa	115	63.54%
Missouri	167	92.27%
Arkansas	124	68.51%
Louisiana	93	51.38%
Wisconsin	79	43.65%
Michigan	65	35.91%
Illinois	135	74.59%
Indiana	98	54.14%
Ohio	96	53.04%
Kentucky	96	53.04%
Tennessee	118	65.19%
Mississippi	78	43.09%
Alabama	83	45.86%
Florida	141	77.90%
Georgia	115	63.54%
South Carolina	76	41.99%
North Carolina	77	42.54%
Virginia	90	49.72%
West Virginia	56	30.94%
Maryland	82	45.30%
Delaware	43	23.76%
Pennsylvania	84	46.41%
New Jersey	68	37.57%
New York	101	55.80%
Connecticut	43	23.76%
Rhode Island	34	18.78%
Massachusetts	57	31.49%
Vermont	29	16.02%
New Hampshire	33	18.23%
Maine	28	15.47%
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12-06-2011, 09:44 AM	#1
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