Chiefs We need Mooch! - Page 2

blsilks · 12-14-2011, 09:09 AM

We could hire Steve Mariucci and I would be perfectly happy. Even if he took us through 10 seasons of 0-16. Mooch rocks!

BoneKrusher · 12-14-2011, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

It doesn't matter if he's dead. He will take us to the promised land.

got it.

**Gonzo** · 12-14-2011, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick Catcher

There's a reason no one has tired to hire Mooch.

just sayin'

Yeah,
Apparently he's dead.

**gblowfish** · 12-14-2011, 10:08 AM

Mooch would screw the pooch.

**loochy** · 12-14-2011, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Mooch would screw the pooch.

while he watches Turner and Hooch.

**DaKCMan AP** · 12-14-2011, 10:42 AM

Mooch couldn't win 2 games with 22 guys off the street.

Molitoth · 12-14-2011, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

listopencil · 12-14-2011, 10:47 AM

A few weeks ago I was getting ready for work. I work out of town and I have to be there no later than 5 AM, so I get up pretty early. I walked into the bathroom and the cat was using the toilet. He was squatting on the rim with his ass hanging over the bowl, taking a piss. I didn't quite know what to do. I stood there for a few minutes while he finished. Then he jumped down and ran out of the bathroom. Since then other family members have seen him do this as well.

**loochy** · 12-14-2011, 10:49 AM

Does a strange world exist beneath our feet? Strange legends have persisted for centuries about the mysterious cavern world and the equally strange beings who inhabit it. More UFOlogists have considered the possibility that UFOs may be emanating from subterranean bases, that UFO aliens have constructed these bases to carry out various missions involving Earth or humans.

Belief in a subterranean world has been handed down as myth, tale, or rumor down the generations from all over the world. Some of these stories date back to ancient times and tell tales of fantastic flora and fauna that can be found in the caverns of ancient races. Socrates spoke of huge hollows within the Earth which are inhabited by man, and vast caverns which rivers flow.

A legendary large cavern supposedly exists below Kokoweef Peak in southwestern California. Earl Dorr, a miner and prospector, followed clues given to him by Indians. He entered Crystal Cave in the thirties and followed a passage down into Kokoweef Mountain until he attained a depth of about a mile. There, he entered a large cavern which he proceeded to explore for a distance of eight miles. At the bottom of the cavern, a river flowed, rising and falling with the lunar tides, and depositing black sands rich in placer gold along its banks. One day, crazed by fever, Dorr used dynamite to seal shut the entrance to his fabulous cavern, and started a legend that still lures men to seek the fabled wealth below Kokoweef.

Nowhere is the belief in a subterranean world more prevalent than with the Indians of North America. The Hopis believed they emerged from a world below the earth through a tunnel at the base of the San Francisco peaks near Flagstaff. There are also legends about mysterious Mount Shasta in northern California. The mountain is said to have housed a race of surviving Lemurians who built a sanctuary in the depths of the earth to escape the catastrophes which befell them. These Lemurians allied themselves with space travelers who built a saucer base inside the mountain.

Whether ancient cities exist in caverns below the earth is anyone's guess, but it's a fact that governments have built underground tunnels and facilities for a variety of reasons. The Chinese, Russians, Vietnamese all built subterranean tunnels and bases. It shouldn't come as a surprise that America has been building its own underground world.

An elusive report in the August 7, 1989 edition of U.S. News and World Report, reveals the secret plan to carry on government in case of a disaster. The plan is called "Continuity of Government" or COG. The article stated that COG is the government's ultimate insurance policy should Armageddon ever arrive, providing the program runs smoothly. In 1982, a new secret agency, the Defense Mobilization Planning Systems Agency was created and reports to the President. In the event of a nuclear attack, special teams equipped with war plans, military codes, and other essential data would accompany each designated presidential successor to secret command posts around the country. Besides the president, another 46 key officials named in the Joint Emergency Evacuation Plan (JEEP) would be evacuated. There are 50 of these underground command post bunkers located in 10 different regions of the country, and each is linked with others via satellite or ground-wave relays.

The U.S. Air Force sponsored research in deep underground construction as early as 1958. The RAND corporation carried out this research, and published proceedings from symposiums held on the subject of construction methods and equipment, utility installation, and the use of nuclear bursts to produce underground cavities.

A great concern to underground construction engineers was the problem of ventilation. They considered it advisable to take into account all types of ventilation contamination, and not just radioactive fallout. Underground works included ingresses, egresses, and accommodations. The first two are generally provided for by shafts or tunnels, while the third requires larger openings, such as halls, chambers, cells, vaults, or other open spaces. Many problems in design and construction are common to all three, but the problems associated with the larger openings in the rock, required for accommodation purposes, are generally more complex and difficult than those for the smaller openings of tunnels or shafts. Operation and maintenance of underground installations can also pose special problems.

Huge boring machines with large-diameter disc-grinders are used in constructing tunnels. Tunnels are needed to link one accommodation area to another, or one facility to another. The English Chunnel project is the largest engineering project in Europe, and will link France and England through a three-tunnel railway. The eleven boring machines used in the project are so large and so long that they were assembled in underground areas 65 feet high. Six of the machines are digging the submarine tunnel between the Dover Strait and Pas de Calais and five are digging the land tunnels leading away from the channel to aboveground terminals. The front of the boring machine contains tungsten-tipped picks that workers guide with the use of laser projections on video screens.

Fritz88 · 12-14-2011, 10:54 AM

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Is my vagaina too small?? :S?
right, im 15 nearly 16 and a lot of my friends have lost their V.
I can use a tampon, and get a finger inside, but if i even try two it's almost impossible!
So their is no way i can have sex like this ....
Anyone have any reason why, or any advice? Thanks xxx

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...0134740AAA9qUB

**loochy** · 12-14-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...0134740AAA9qUB

It sounds like she needs a man like me.

**gblowfish** · 12-14-2011, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

A few weeks ago I was getting ready for work. I work out of town and I have to be there no later than 5 AM, so I get up pretty early. I walked into the bathroom and the cat was using the toilet. He was squatting on the rim with his ass hanging over the bowl, taking a piss. I didn't quite know what to do. I stood there for a few minutes while he finished. Then he jumped down and ran out of the bathroom. Since then other family members have seen him do this as well.

Was he reading the paper?

**loochy** · 12-14-2011, 11:00 AM

The Mooch, the Mooch, the Mooch is on fire.

We don't need no water.

**Ming the Merciless** · 12-14-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneKrusher

didn't he like die or something?

Yes, sadly this morning

Okie_Apparition · 12-14-2011, 11:30 AM

Mooch, Butch Davis, Dave McGuiness & Dave Wanndstadt are all pimping reverse mortgages on Miami tv stations

Radar Chief · 12-14-2011, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

A few weeks ago I was getting ready for work. I work out of town and I have to be there no later than 5 AM, so I get up pretty early. I walked into the bathroom and the cat was using the toilet. He was squatting on the rim with his ass hanging over the bowl, taking a piss. I didn't quite know what to do. I stood there for a few minutes while he finished. Then he jumped down and ran out of the bathroom. Since then other family members have seen him do this as well.

I’ve seen the kits to train them to do that but never heard of cats picking it up themselves. Guess it makes sense though since the training is actually playing on their natural instinct.

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12-14-2011, 10:47 AM	#22
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12-14-2011, 10:49 AM	#23
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $-1679603	Does a strange world exist beneath our feet? Strange legends have persisted for centuries about the mysterious cavern world and the equally strange beings who inhabit it. More UFOlogists have considered the possibility that UFOs may be emanating from subterranean bases, that UFO aliens have constructed these bases to carry out various missions involving Earth or humans. Belief in a subterranean world has been handed down as myth, tale, or rumor down the generations from all over the world. Some of these stories date back to ancient times and tell tales of fantastic flora and fauna that can be found in the caverns of ancient races. Socrates spoke of huge hollows within the Earth which are inhabited by man, and vast caverns which rivers flow. A legendary large cavern supposedly exists below Kokoweef Peak in southwestern California. Earl Dorr, a miner and prospector, followed clues given to him by Indians. He entered Crystal Cave in the thirties and followed a passage down into Kokoweef Mountain until he attained a depth of about a mile. There, he entered a large cavern which he proceeded to explore for a distance of eight miles. At the bottom of the cavern, a river flowed, rising and falling with the lunar tides, and depositing black sands rich in placer gold along its banks. One day, crazed by fever, Dorr used dynamite to seal shut the entrance to his fabulous cavern, and started a legend that still lures men to seek the fabled wealth below Kokoweef. Nowhere is the belief in a subterranean world more prevalent than with the Indians of North America. The Hopis believed they emerged from a world below the earth through a tunnel at the base of the San Francisco peaks near Flagstaff. There are also legends about mysterious Mount Shasta in northern California. The mountain is said to have housed a race of surviving Lemurians who built a sanctuary in the depths of the earth to escape the catastrophes which befell them. These Lemurians allied themselves with space travelers who built a saucer base inside the mountain. Whether ancient cities exist in caverns below the earth is anyone's guess, but it's a fact that governments have built underground tunnels and facilities for a variety of reasons. The Chinese, Russians, Vietnamese all built subterranean tunnels and bases. It shouldn't come as a surprise that America has been building its own underground world. An elusive report in the August 7, 1989 edition of U.S. News and World Report, reveals the secret plan to carry on government in case of a disaster. The plan is called "Continuity of Government" or COG. The article stated that COG is the government's ultimate insurance policy should Armageddon ever arrive, providing the program runs smoothly. In 1982, a new secret agency, the Defense Mobilization Planning Systems Agency was created and reports to the President. In the event of a nuclear attack, special teams equipped with war plans, military codes, and other essential data would accompany each designated presidential successor to secret command posts around the country. Besides the president, another 46 key officials named in the Joint Emergency Evacuation Plan (JEEP) would be evacuated. There are 50 of these underground command post bunkers located in 10 different regions of the country, and each is linked with others via satellite or ground-wave relays. The U.S. Air Force sponsored research in deep underground construction as early as 1958. The RAND corporation carried out this research, and published proceedings from symposiums held on the subject of construction methods and equipment, utility installation, and the use of nuclear bursts to produce underground cavities. A great concern to underground construction engineers was the problem of ventilation. They considered it advisable to take into account all types of ventilation contamination, and not just radioactive fallout. Underground works included ingresses, egresses, and accommodations. The first two are generally provided for by shafts or tunnels, while the third requires larger openings, such as halls, chambers, cells, vaults, or other open spaces. Many problems in design and construction are common to all three, but the problems associated with the larger openings in the rock, required for accommodation purposes, are generally more complex and difficult than those for the smaller openings of tunnels or shafts. Operation and maintenance of underground installations can also pose special problems. Huge boring machines with large-diameter disc-grinders are used in constructing tunnels. Tunnels are needed to link one accommodation area to another, or one facility to another. The English Chunnel project is the largest engineering project in Europe, and will link France and England through a three-tunnel railway. The eleven boring machines used in the project are so large and so long that they were assembled in underground areas 65 feet high. Six of the machines are digging the submarine tunnel between the Dover Strait and Pas de Calais and five are digging the land tunnels leading away from the channel to aboveground terminals. The front of the boring machine contains tungsten-tipped picks that workers guide with the use of laser projections on video screens. __________________ Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
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