Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 21

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Simply Red · 01-08-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

She makes me watch some shit she has on the DVr like Will and Grace or The Kathy Griffin show and then when I don't laugh she says, "C'mon, Isn't that funny?"

(NO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME! I'M TINY MOTHERFOCKING EVEL! I'M THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFOCKER IN THE ROOM!.....SAMMICH, NOW! No? Beej then? No again? What? you want a glass of water? Even though you just came upstairs from the kitchen? Okay, I'll be right back...what? oh ,and stop making so much cursing noise while I'm playing PS3 later? okay, sorry..I didn't realize, cuz, you know, I'm wearing the headphones so as not to bother you...alrighty, I'll be right back with that water...)

+1

Bump · 01-08-2012, 03:23 PM

why doesn't your wife drive?

**notorious** · 01-08-2012, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane

For me its naming 2 and 3 other jobs I need to do as I'm working on one already.I can never just work on one goddamn thing at a time.

That's the "Foreman" mentality. I ended that shit within the first 3 months of knowing my wife.

I hate people that don't know shit about what I am doing trying to tell me how to do it. When they say,"You should...." I finish their sentence "be quiet unless you are an expert at __________.".

Gets them every time.

**Bane** · 01-08-2012, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

That's the "Foreman" mentality. I ended that shit within the first 3 months of knowing my wife.

I hate people that don't know shit about what I am doing trying to tell me how to do it. When they say,"You should...." I finish their sentence "be quiet unless you are an expert at __________.".

Gets them every time.

whoman69 · 01-08-2012, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Omega

I don't intend to.

So I guess everyone is happy.

Like you'd be in line for it anyway.

**Gonzo** · 01-08-2012, 04:54 PM

Every ****ing weekend she goes hunting, then brings in whatever critter she's killed and feathers or fur go all over the place.
Then she guts and cleans the damn thingand usually sets the carcass in the kitchen sink and expects me to wash it and store it.

What a bitch.

Oh wait, that's me.
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stevieray · 01-08-2012, 05:21 PM

when she says 'we need to'..she usually means me.

pretty tame, though. I'm fortunate.

**bevischief** · 01-08-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

when she says 'we need to'..she usually means me.

pretty tame, though. I'm fortunate.

Yep I agree... After breaking my back this evening... After she said that...

HoneyBadger · 01-08-2012, 05:30 PM

My main girl can't clean if her life depended on it. I've gotten to the point where I just clean after her, because saying something won't change anything.

She also acts like she's never been in the kitchen. She always asks me "How long to I microwave this for?" Or "Can I put this in the toaster?"

Can't clean or cook, I'm glad she's good at other things

WV · 01-08-2012, 05:30 PM

If there is a flat surface in the house, she is invariably going to fill it full of some sort of shit. The kids are becoming the same way too....drives me insane. She's a horrible clutter bug that way.

Simplicity · 01-08-2012, 05:32 PM

It's okay... I'm single...

GloryDayz · 01-08-2012, 07:14 PM

Time for an upgrade!

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-13-2012, 10:00 AM

I want to name my future son, Chief. My wife is in disagreement. Should I divorce her?

Dayze · 01-13-2012, 10:07 AM

my wife will use 371 pots/pans/utencils/bowls/spoons etc during the 1% time she makes dinner.

It looks like Beirut after she's done cooking.

Fritz88 · 01-13-2012, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

my wife will use 371 pots/pans/utencils/bowls/spoons etc during the 1% time she makes dinner.

It looks like Beirut after she's done cooking.

Beirut is a beautiful city.

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Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-566615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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01-08-2012, 05:21 PM	#307
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01-08-2012, 05:30 PM	#309
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WV Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: In the Holler Casino cash: $10004950	If there is a flat surface in the house, she is invariably going to fill it full of some sort of shit. The kids are becoming the same way too....drives me insane. She's a horrible clutter bug that way.
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01-13-2012, 10:07 AM	#314
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $1949358	my wife will use 371 pots/pans/utencils/bowls/spoons etc during the 1% time she makes dinner. It looks like Beirut after she's done cooking.
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