Time to vote. Who is the Planet's 2011 MVP?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by JD10367

I voted for Lumpy, just 'cause I'm hoping for salacious pics. Since the rest of the options were guys, I didn't want naked pics of them. (Mostly.)

I have pretty good legs. Just saying.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I have pretty good legs. Just saying.

I'm more of an ass man. But if they're shaved, toss up a pic, we'll let you know what we think.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by JD10367

I'm more of an ass man. But if they're shaved, toss up a pic, we'll let you know what we think.

Given that it's cold here, I finally broke down and bought some of those running tights. Now, I wear shorts over them because no man should walk around in tights in public, but they're quite flattering in the calf and thigh areas, and they're really quite comfortable. I understand now why superheroes wear tights.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Given that it's cold here, I finally broke down and bought some of those running tights. Now, I wear shorts over them because no man should walk around in tights in public, but they're quite flattering in the calf and thigh areas, and they're really quite comfortable. I understand now why superheroes wear tights.

Plus, they hug the package and make things look bigger.

So I've heard.

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Given that it's cold here, I finally broke down and bought some of those running tights. Now, I wear shorts over them because no man should walk around in tights in public, but they're quite flattering in the calf and thigh areas, and they're really quite comfortable. I understand now why superheroes wear tights.

I'm out...
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[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I'm out...
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I may try an experiment at some point. Before a short run I'll buy an enormous sexual toy, tape it in the general vicinity of my nether region, and wear the tights without shorts. I'll see if women disproportionately start chatting me up.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I may try an experiment at some point. Before a short run I'll buy an enormous sexual toy, tape it in the general vicinity of my nether region, and wear the tights without shorts. I'll see if women disproportionately start chatting me up.

Buy a long pepperoni and strap it to your leg.