Life May be going to jail for awhile - Page 34

MTG#10 · 02-18-2012, 12:32 PM

Actually just got out yesterday morning after spending a night but depending on the judge's mood I could go back for a long time.

I put my ex-wife's boyfriend in the hospital Thursday evening for slapping my 11 year old daughter across the face. She called me crying about 7PM saying he slapped her for telling her mom to shut up. She also informed me he spanked my 6 year old son about a month before that but didnt tell me because her mom made her promise she wouldnt. I went over there and confronted him about it. He denied it, then my daughter came outside and I could still see the hand print on her face. The whole thing got bad quick. I used no restraint and by the time my ex's neighbor pulled me off of him he was coughing up blood. My lawyer informed me that he had a collapsed lung, broken nose, broken orbital bone near his left eye, broken collar bone, and a ruptured spleen. I only hope the judge has a daughter and can be reasonable and understand my side. I go back to court March 8th.

vailpass · 02-20-2012, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I don't get the big deal about the face. You really shouldn't leave bruises anywhere on a kid, but if you're gonna discpline with hitting, why's the face different from anywhere else.
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If you would have left a few more bruises on Courtney's face maybe you wouldn't have had to eat a shotgun.

tooge · 02-20-2012, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I don't get the big deal about the face. You really shouldn't leave bruises anywhere on a kid, but if you're gonna discpline with hitting, why's the face different from anywhere else.
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mainly because there are things close, like, oh i don't know, eyes, teeth, ears, and a brain that doesn't like to have trauma applied to it. The ass has a little cushion of fat and not nothing to get hurt by a smack. Thats what is different about the face.

**Nzoner** · 02-20-2012, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

mainly because there are things close, like, oh i don't know, eyes, teeth, ears, and a brain that doesn't like to have trauma applied to it. The ass has a little cushion of fat and not nothing to get hurt by a smack. Thats what is different about the face.

Of course there were those of us that had a 6' 9" science teacher in middle school that had a large wooden paddle and he used to make us bend over and touch our ankles while facing the lockers.

tooge · 02-20-2012, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Of course there were those of us that had a 6' 9" science teacher in middle school that had a large wooden paddle and he used to make us bend over and touch our ankles while facing the lockers.

Our paddle had holes in it so it had less wind resistance and could build up more speed.

**Nzoner** · 02-20-2012, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

Our paddle had holes in it so it had less wind resistance and could build up more speed.

Same here,I forgot to mention that little detail.

crazycoffey · 02-20-2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Same here,I forgot to mention that little detail.

Mine was called the Board of Education....

**Nzoner** · 02-20-2012, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

Mine was called the Board of Education....

Nice,I can't recall how many times I took the paddle now,more than a few but I think for the most part I turned out okay.

stonedstooge · 02-20-2012, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Nice,I can't recall how many times I took the paddle now,more than a few but I think for the most part I turned out okay.

Link?

**Nzoner** · 02-20-2012, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Link?

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royr17 · 02-20-2012, 11:15 PM

You know what I understand completely what MTG is saying, I have kids myself ages 4, 3, and 1. If somebody ever did anything to my kids I would probably unload on them too maybe not to that effect but no other man is not going to lay there hands on my kids period, its not acceptable and should not be tolerated.

Hammock Parties · 02-20-2012, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I have kids myself ages 4, 3, and 1.

Been doing a lot of ****ing, huh?

el borracho · 02-20-2012, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I have kids myself ages 4, 3, and 1.

Did the doctors ever figure out what is causing that?

crazycoffey · 02-21-2012, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Nice,I can't recall how many times I took the paddle now,more than a few but I think for the most part I turned out okay.

Me too.

It's funny, I know I deserved it a few times more than I got it, and I turned out pretty decent. But the time I remember the most was an April fools day joke.

I came home as normal and my step dad was sitting in his chair holding the "board of education" when I walked in the house. He asked me how school was and asked if I knew why he was there with the paddle. I nervously said "no". He said that disappointed him and it meant I was going to get even more punishment. He dragged it out pretty perfectly, I was sucked in to his story that the principle called with bad news about my behavior in school without so much as questioning it. I hadn't done anything, but before I knew it, he had me about ready to cry my eyes out and plead that I had done nothing wrong.

I still remember sitting there ready for a butt whacking that I had no idea as to the reason why it was happening. My stepdad got in a "ready position" and drew the paddle back. He started his swing and stopped just short of my rear end when he said;

"April Fools"

I'm so happy I can kick his ass now.......

jspchief · 02-21-2012, 05:23 AM

Jesus Christ. Royjr had reproduced 3 times?

Ebolapox · 02-21-2012, 08:06 AM

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Jesus Christ. Royjr had reproduced 3 times?

the movie 'idiocracy' becomes more poignant every freaking day.

02-18-2012, 12:32 PM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7014386	May be going to jail for awhile Actually just got out yesterday morning after spending a night but depending on the judge's mood I could go back for a long time. I put my ex-wife's boyfriend in the hospital Thursday evening for slapping my 11 year old daughter across the face. She called me crying about 7PM saying he slapped her for telling her mom to shut up. She also informed me he spanked my 6 year old son about a month before that but didnt tell me because her mom made her promise she wouldnt. I went over there and confronted him about it. He denied it, then my daughter came outside and I could still see the hand print on her face. The whole thing got bad quick. I used no restraint and by the time my ex's neighbor pulled me off of him he was coughing up blood. My lawyer informed me that he had a collapsed lung, broken nose, broken orbital bone near his left eye, broken collar bone, and a ruptured spleen. I only hope the judge has a daughter and can be reasonable and understand my side. I go back to court March 8th.
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02-20-2012, 11:15 PM	#505
royr17 MVP Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lovin my kids Casino cash: $-1451324	You know what I understand completely what MTG is saying, I have kids myself ages 4, 3, and 1. If somebody ever did anything to my kids I would probably unload on them too maybe not to that effect but no other man is not going to lay there hands on my kids period, its not acceptable and should not be tolerated.
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02-21-2012, 05:23 AM	#509
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