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Old 03-22-2012, 12:19 PM  
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She's Back. Dumbass Fat Chick- Now With More Fat And A Fiance

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Folks, don’t adjust your TV, this isn’t a drill. What you are seeing is the real deal. Supersized mother of two children and a model for SSBBW (supersized big beautiful women) websites Susanne Evan, 33, who once claimed that she has a goal to become the fattest woman in the history. Her goal might’ve just gotten a little lard injection because the 342 kg (756 lb.) has recently revealed that she is engaged to marry a chef. Susanne’s fiancé Parker Clack loves cooking for her and the woman says that their marriage was arranged in heaven.

So hey, here’s to true happiness and love being blind….very, very, ridiculously blind.
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:14 PM   #46
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I bet she rips farts that last a whole minute.
Imagine how ****ed up her toilet must be. She probably goes through toilet seats quicker than she goes through a bag of cheetos.
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:17 PM   #47
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Imagine how ****ed up her toilet must be. She probably goes through toilet seats quicker than she goes through a bag of cheetos.
There's no way she knows if her ass is above the water. She must plop down and let rip. Half the time I bet she shoots a rooster tail of shit all over the wall behind her.
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:44 PM   #48
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:51 PM   #49
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Who wins in a fight, her or Bruce Lee?
Now that's a good question. She definitely has the weight advantage, but I think Bruce will be able to work around that with his speed and agility. However, if she suddenly develops an appetite for a Chinaman, Bruce might be in trouble.
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:53 PM   #50
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cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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In her case, it's barely one of the top 10 most important meals of the day.
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:59 PM   #51
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:01 PM   #52
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cute couple, i guess.
look at that breakfast! most important meal of the day.
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So true and so neglected!

Mrs. RJ and myself always start out our day with a 9x13 breakfeast casserole, pancakes, toast, hash browns, a glass of root beer and small avocado salad. I don't know WTF that avocado salad is all about.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:03 PM   #53
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I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:04 PM   #54
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How does he move aside all the lard to find the vagina?
Maybe he's okay with just ****ing her fat rolls.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:04 PM   #55
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I always wonder if fat people like her $hit their pants on purpose. If they don't have someone forcibly prying their (_l_) (just for you H5N1) open with some sort of tool and putting a bucket by their bungholios, chances are, they probably think the whole "stand up, walk to the bathroom and maneuver my body in a position where I can successfully take a $hit in the toilet" process to be too grueling. The thing is, fat people like her probably CAN shit themselves without it being noticed. If they $hit themselves, the fecal matter may be prevented from seeping through the ass crack by all the fat globules. Obviously they will stink, but they probably stink anyways, so why not $hit your pants? What do you have to lose? This woman is disgusting. Her husband either; a.) really enjoys being a chef, b.) has a grotesque fetish for morbid obesity or c.) is wanting something... the attention/publicity or possibly life insurance $???
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On a serious note though...she has 2 kids? She's intentionally and happily killing herself even though she has kids? Wow.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:06 PM   #57
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I'm sure when she goes out she wears a corset, and no one notices she's even fat.
She doesn't wear Spanx. She wears Curb Stompx.
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