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She's Back. Dumbass Fat Chick- Now With More Fat And A Fiance
http://thechive.com/2012/03/22/world...otos10-photos/
Folks, don’t adjust your TV, this isn’t a drill. What you are seeing is the real deal. Supersized mother of two children and a model for SSBBW (supersized big beautiful women) websites Susanne Evan, 33, who once claimed that she has a goal to become the fattest woman in the history. Her goal might’ve just gotten a little lard injection because the 342 kg (756 lb.) has recently revealed that she is engaged to marry a chef. Susanne’s fiancé Parker Clack loves cooking for her and the woman says that their marriage was arranged in heaven. So hey, here’s to true happiness and love being blind….very, very, ridiculously blind. |
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That just krills me!
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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I see this mother and daughter at the bowling alley whenever I go there. The mother is approximately 5-600 pounds, at least. The daughter is about 5 or 6 years old and already shaped like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. I constantly see the mother (who never gets up to bowl...I have no idea who she's watching or what she's doing there) yelling at her daughter about either rolling around on the ground like some farm pig or stealing food off of her plate. Every time I see that I just kind of stare, while shaking my head and thinking, "Judas Priest, this little (big) girl doesn't even stand a chance in this world."
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Hey Teacher!
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How does that woman take a shit?
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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What's really sad is that in the pic with her kids (those are her kids, right?), her son on the left has bigger tittays than she does. If I were a teenage boy and my mom was 6-700 pounds, I would hope to God that my tits weren't as big as her's. That kid stands no chance in this world.
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"I'm not saying she's fat, but her high school picture was an aerial photograph."
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Evidently, according to the pictures she has to do some stretching to be mobile enough to successfully take a shit. At least that's what I'm assuming. Either that or she's stretching for mobility to find more creative ways of stuffing food down her throat.
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........I've got hoes........that take up several ZIP coooodes.......
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WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD? WHY?
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Thank you Sofa King for making everyone blind. I'm now going to wash my eyes out with antifreeze.
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Her husband's taste in women>Cassel
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Hey Teacher!
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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The chosen one
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I bet she swallows.
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