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Old 05-10-2012, 02:49 PM  
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Old 05-10-2012, 04:57 PM   #46
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:03 PM   #48
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I recently spent a couple days at one of my client's office getting some things done. Hadn't ever met his wife before, but she does the books and is in every so often. They've got a cute little kid that is 22 months old (didn't know at that the time but I put him around 2). I had been talking to her for about 15 minutes and the kid climbs up on her lap and she whips out her floppy tit and little man goes to work. This all happens and she never breaks eye contact with me. Guess dude just needed a few pulls off it because he gets back down after maybe 30 seconds and floppy tit is stowed away. I thought that was strange and figured he wasn't that hungry, but when the whole thing played out again 20 minutes later I've got some serious WTF going through my head.

Now I don't know what the official time frame is for weening a kid of the tit is, but when they can walk, talk, and crawl up on the mother's lap (unassisted) I think we've gotta be close to shutting down shop. Especially when it is no longer a breastfeeding session and it has been reduced to a few pulls off the knocker. Reminded me of a guy bellying up to the bar just asking for a shot.

Am I the weird one or is that..........hell IDK how else to say it other than just kinda ****ed up?
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:06 PM   #49
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:06 PM   #50
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I recently spent a couple days at one of my client's office getting some things done. Hadn't ever met his wife before, but she does the books and is in every so often. They've got a cute little kid that is 22 months old (didn't know at that the time but I put him around 2). I had been talking to her for about 15 minutes and the kid climbs up on her lap and she whips out her floppy tit and little man goes to work. This all happens and she never breaks eye contact with me. Guess dude just needed a few pulls off it because he gets back down after maybe 30 seconds and floppy tit is stowed away. I thought that was strange and figured he wasn't that hungry, but when the whole thing played out again 20 minutes later I've got some serious WTF going through my head.

Now I don't know what the official time frame is for weening a kid of the tit is, but when they can walk, talk, and crawl up on the mother's lap (unassisted) I think we've gotta be close to shutting down shop. Especially when it is no longer a breastfeeding session and it has been reduced to a few pulls off the knocker. Reminded me of a guy bellying up to the bar just asking for a shot.

Am I the weird one or is that..........hell IDK how else to say it other than just kinda ****ed up?
Your wording made me laugh.
And agreed, when it turns into a self-serve operation it's time to dry it up.
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:08 PM   #51
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I recently spent a couple days at one of my client's office getting some things done. Hadn't ever met his wife before, but she does the books and is in every so often. They've got a cute little kid that is 22 months old (didn't know at that the time but I put him around 2). I had been talking to her for about 15 minutes and the kid climbs up on her lap and she whips out her floppy tit and little man goes to work. This all happens and she never breaks eye contact with me. Guess dude just needed a few pulls off it because he gets back down after maybe 30 seconds and floppy tit is stowed away. I thought that was strange and figured he wasn't that hungry, but when the whole thing played out again 20 minutes later I've got some serious WTF going through my head.

Now I don't know what the official time frame is for weening a kid of the tit is, but when they can walk, talk, and crawl up on the mother's lap (unassisted) I think we've gotta be close to shutting down shop. Especially when it is no longer a breastfeeding session and it has been reduced to a few pulls off the knocker. Reminded me of a guy bellying up to the bar just asking for a shot.

Am I the weird one or is that..........hell IDK how else to say it other than just kinda ****ed up?
It's ****ed up and frankly it's indecent. I'm not going to whip out my crank and starting pissing on the floor while I'm having a conversation with with somebody. I really don't see how this is any different.

This is a civilized society, and we aren't animals. Go breast feed your ****ing brat in private.
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:11 PM   #52
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I read that Selma Hayek is addicted to nursing. I sent an e-mail offering my services but haven’t heard back yet. Any day now though, any day.
if they could put beer in those things you'd have to decapitate me.
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:12 PM   #53
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I recently spent a couple days at one of my client's office getting some things done. Hadn't ever met his wife before, but she does the books and is in every so often. They've got a cute little kid that is 22 months old (didn't know at that the time but I put him around 2). I had been talking to her for about 15 minutes and the kid climbs up on her lap and she whips out her floppy tit and little man goes to work. This all happens and she never breaks eye contact with me. Guess dude just needed a few pulls off it because he gets back down after maybe 30 seconds and floppy tit is stowed away. I thought that was strange and figured he wasn't that hungry, but when the whole thing played out again 20 minutes later I've got some serious WTF going through my head.

Now I don't know what the official time frame is for weening a kid of the tit is, but when they can walk, talk, and crawl up on the mother's lap (unassisted) I think we've gotta be close to shutting down shop. Especially when it is no longer a breastfeeding session and it has been reduced to a few pulls off the knocker. Reminded me of a guy bellying up to the bar just asking for a shot.

Am I the weird one or is that..........hell IDK how else to say it other than just kinda ****ed up?
No. Its ****ed up. This post is hilarious though
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:13 PM   #54
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Was wondering when this was gonna pop up hah. I was going to start the thread but decided against it hah.

I don't even know anyone that breastfeeds lol everyone I know tried it then said **** that it hurts hah

I know exactly what you're saying hah.
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:18 PM   #55
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I know exactly what you're saying hah.

I was thinking the same thing hah
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:29 PM   #57
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I was thinking the same thing hah

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That won't **** the kid up or cause him to catch any shit from the kids on the block.
Guess he can always come back with "oh yeah? Well my mom's a piece of ass!"


i'd somehow imagine it voiced by Sinatra, 'a real piece a cooze this one...'
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