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Old 07-09-2012, 10:27 AM  
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The Beginning of the End - We're all going to DIE!

Step 1 - Genetically modify mosquitoes in an effort to kill mosquitoes.
Step 2 - Read article about new breed of super death machines formerly known as mosquitoes
Step 3 - Profit

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/new...-fight-dengue/

BRASILIA – The goal sounds easier than it is: Breed genetically modified mosquitoes that would actually cut down mosquito populations.

Brazilian authorities inaugurated Saturday a breeder for a genetically modified type of aedes aegypti mosquito in hopes of finding a more effective way to combat dengue, of which 431,194 cases have been registered this year nationwide.

The so-called "mosquito factory" was built at a cost of 1.7 million reais ($850,000) and financed by the government of Bahia state with the help of the Health Ministry.

According to health officials, mosquitoes bred in such an installation receive injections of different viruses, which are transmitted in the instant of reproduction and kill the larvae before they are born, which means the number of mosquitoes tends to diminish.

The process has been tested successfully in the small city of Juazeiro in central Bahia state, where the number of aedes aegypti mosquitoes dropped by 90 percent in six months, according to official estimates.

The laboratory inaugurated Saturday will breed 4 million mosquitoes a year, which the authorities plan to let loose in the future in a medium-sized city in order to test the real impact of the experiment based on techniques already tried out by English scientists. EFE
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:35 AM   #2
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This is like I Am Legend except instead of cancer it's mosquitoes.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:44 AM   #3
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As long as it doesn't create a shitload of zombies and it kills mosquitos, I'm all for it.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:49 AM   #4
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As long as it doesn't create a shitload of zombies and it kills mosquitos, I'm all for it.
What if it creates a shitload of zombie mosquitoes?
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:07 AM   #5
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What if it creates a shitload of zombie mosquitoes?
Wouldn't zombie mosquitoes eat other mosquitoes? Problem solved.
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:12 AM   #6
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Wouldn't zombie mosquitoes eat other mosquitoes? Problem solved.
You need to send this idea to Brazil.
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:16 AM   #7
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new footage released....
it isn't really working.



at 25 seconds in
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:31 PM   #8
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how bout a shit load of deep woods off for everyone in the country. would be much cheaper.
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Old 07-09-2012, 05:09 PM   #9
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at 25 seconds in
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Old 07-09-2012, 05:30 PM   #10
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These are the same people who released The Killer Bees. This will end well.
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:17 PM   #11
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These are the same people who released The Killer Bees. This will end well.
That was my first thought as well.
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:22 PM   #12
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Wouldn't zombie mosquitoes eat other mosquitoes? Problem solved.
Then those mosquitoes come back as zombie mosquitoes...Problem made 10x wiorse
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:22 PM   #13
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This is like I Am Legend except instead of cancer it's mosquitoes.
That movie should not have been allowed to be called I Am Legend.

The book is like 677739628.4 times better.
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:24 PM   #14
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