Chiefs Really hard not to like Matt Cassel. - Page 2

Direckshun · 07-28-2012, 06:14 PM

I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.

Kind of a ****ed up thing to say. But he's such a good representative for this team. He blocks when run plays swing around, and blocks really, really enthusiastically for a QB. He sticks up for all his teammates, and has never thrown them under a bus. He's got occasional throws when his protection is strong that do genuinely look like brilliant darts into the chest of a receiver.

He's not a drama queen, doesn't crave attention. Gives his time up for charity, married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.

He's really fiery, even having that awesome exchange of words with Haley last year. He'll get in a fight, even a physical fight for the guys in red. He ****s around with his teammates on the sidelines and knows the playbook like a mother****er.

Sure, he's got the beta-male thing going on, but he's not flawless.

And we all know it: if Matt Cassel was even a pretty good Pro Bowl talent, he'd be your favorite Chief.

At 4:50, and at 5:14, two examples of Cassel putting his body out there for a teammate, in this case Jamaal Charles.

Seriously, folks. He's done nothing wrong but work his ass off for this team, do everything it takes to win, and be physically limited in what he can do.

He was one of the reasons Baldwin was able to turn it around decently last year. Cassel and Baldwin were BFFs in the preseason, and when the whole locker room could have turned on Baldwin after the Thomas Jones debacle, I'm willing to bet the first thing Cassel did in Baldwin's first practice back was throw him the ball. Cassel might have been the life saver around Baldwin's locker room rep.

I can understand being frustrated with Cassel. I know you all are too. But there is no reason to do anything but just hope the guy gets better.

Stop rooting for injury. Stop calling him an asshole.

Because he's a really ****ing good dude, and a decent quarterback. He's been good to this franchise in a lot of ways, and if he was better on the field you guys wouldn't be able to stop sucking him off.

We're all hoping Stanzi gets a shot this year, and I've been consistently mocking QBs to the Chiefs in round 1 next year.

But get your head on straight. Root for Matt Cassel.

**Bowser** · 07-28-2012, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I assume this was from the playoff game where our WR corps was so terrible we signed Kevin Curtis off the street.

I am in full pro-Cassel mode, people.

****ING BRING IT.

Hammock Parties · 07-28-2012, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

We have a mediocre schedule this year.

We have a difficult schedule this year.

Especially since Kyle Boller just retired, guaranteeing we don't play him.

**the Talking Can** · 07-28-2012, 06:26 PM

Cassel is one of the worst QBs in the league by any metric

he's been stealing money, and wasting the years of our best players

and in our playoff game he played like a complete pussy, embarrassed the franchise

but he doesn't flex like Bowe so chiefs fans love him

Bewbies · 07-28-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

27-7 in 2010, mother ****er.

We have a mediocre schedule this year. Better receivers. Better OL. And better RBs.

What you say?

He sucks ass. There will be one guy that will hold everyone back, he is your guy.

Direckshun · 07-28-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

She's ugly.

She's really, really hot.

**BigMeatballDave** · 07-28-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

She's really, really hot.

Very average

Bewbies · 07-28-2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

She's really, really hot.

You are blind, or the guy is ****ing your girl and you're cowed by him.

Direckshun · 07-28-2012, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

We have a difficult schedule this year.

Especially since Kyle Boller just retired, guaranteeing we don't play him.

After the bye, it is totally manageable. We can go places with this schedule.

The first six games before the bye though... yikes.

Hammock Parties · 07-28-2012, 06:29 PM

**** you, Direckshun. **** you.

You are a ****ing traitor to the cause.

**Tribal Warfare** · 07-28-2012, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bewbies

You are blind, or the guy is ****ing your girl and you're cowed by him.

We are being trolled, just roll with it

**the Talking Can** · 07-28-2012, 06:30 PM

if you shave both their heads you wouldn't know which one was the man...

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-28-2012, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Very average

This. But if things like this are important for a QB...

::sigh: we should have never let Brodie "retire".

**Bowser** · 07-28-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Very average

Get you goddamned eyesight checked.

Plus, she was a college volleyball player at USC. Have you not perused the volleyball thread in the pics forum? Moran retart!

Direckshun · 07-28-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

Cassel is one of the worst QBs in the league by any metric

he's been stealing money, and wasting the years of our best players

and in our playoff game he played like a complete pussy, embarrassed the franchise

but he doesn't flex like Bowe so chiefs fans love him

His best season came against a weak schedule, with a great run game, and shit receivers, and a pretty good defense.

Now he has a decent schedule, with a better run game and good receivers, and a Top Ten defense.

Three7s · 07-28-2012, 06:31 PM

It's alright Direckshun, I'm sure LA Chieffan has your back.

07-28-2012, 06:14 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2033447	Really hard not to like Matt Cassel. I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good. Kind of a **ed up thing to say. But he's such a good representative for this team. He blocks when run plays swing around, and blocks really, really enthusiastically for a QB. He sticks up for all his teammates, and has never thrown them under a bus. He's got occasional throws when his protection is strong that do genuinely look like brilliant darts into the chest of a receiver. He's not a drama queen, doesn't crave attention. Gives his time up for charity, married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic. He's really fiery, even having that awesome exchange of words with Haley last year. He'll get in a fight, even a physical fight for the guys in red. He s around with his teammates on the sidelines and knows the playbook like a motherer. Sure, he's got the beta-male thing going on, but he's not flawless. And we all know it: if Matt Cassel was even a pretty good Pro Bowl talent, he'd be your favorite Chief. At 4:50, and at 5:14, two examples of Cassel putting his body out there for a teammate, in this case Jamaal Charles. Seriously, folks. He's done nothing wrong but work his ass off for this team, do everything it takes to win, and be physically limited in what he can do. He was one of the reasons Baldwin was able to turn it around decently last year. Cassel and Baldwin were BFFs in the preseason, and when the whole locker room could have turned on Baldwin after the Thomas Jones debacle, I'm willing to bet the first thing Cassel did in Baldwin's first practice back was throw him the ball. Cassel might have been the life saver around Baldwin's locker room rep. I can understand being frustrated with Cassel. I know you all are too. But there is no reason to do anything but just hope the guy gets better. Stop rooting for injury. Stop calling him an asshole. Because he's a really **ing good dude, and a decent quarterback. He's been good to this franchise in a lot of ways, and if he was better on the field you guys wouldn't be able to stop sucking him off. We're all hoping Stanzi gets a shot this year, and I've been consistently mocking QBs to the Chiefs in round 1 next year. But get your head on straight. Root for Matt Cassel.
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