Let's get to know each other...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all.

Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings.

This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them.

So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad.

My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all.

Share some basics about your life if you wish.

Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.

[KCUnited]

Emoplanet

[LiveSteam]

Joey T is my friend

[JD10367]

I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic novels, and baby animals.

Can we have pics of your daughter in two years?

[listopencil]

Where's the thread about sauces? That sounds good.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

Emoplanet

QFT

[Setsuna]

I have an addiction.

[JD10367]

Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

[listopencil]

Oh yeah:

Hi, I'm Candi. I like puppies, sunshine and walks on the beach. My turn-offs are hairy guys, fake people and dolphin hunters.

[KCUnited]

CryForHelpPlanet

[|Zach|]

You people know enough about me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I knew this thread would be a hit LOL. It already has more posts than my football thread. CHIEFSPlanet.... pfft.

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

dr. evil REP. +1

[KcMizzou]

I like piña coladas. And getting caught in the rain.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.