Let's get to know each other...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all.

Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings.

This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them.

So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad.

My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all.

Share some basics about your life if you wish.

Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.

[Aries Walker]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Born Aug 24th 1983 in Peoria, IL at that time up until age 3 I lived there, parents had a house on the Illinois River. My dad at the time worked for Santa Fe freight railroad, then in 1985 we moved to Blue Springs because my dad got a job offer w/ Amtrak working the KC-STL route. He did that up until 2004 and there were a couple years during that time he switched to the KC/Chicago route temporarily.

Moved to BS in 1985. Lived on Chicago Street where the big Xmas lights display is located. Mom was a stay at home mom until I was Kindergarten age7. Then she worked for State Farm Ins and still works there today. Went to James Lewis Elem. because the daycare I went to was in that school zone. This daycare I went to is where I first met Zach (Zoccer) from this board btw if anyone cares.

Then after Kindergarten, my parents built a house on north side of Blue Springs off of Duncan Rd. I went to Lucky Franklin starting 1st grade. Zach decided to follow me to this school because I'm really ****ing cool. Went there til 5th grade.....went to Brittany Hill Middle School (or Jr High for you older folks). Then went to Blue Springs HS.

During this time my parents divorced in 1995, they had joint custody and both lived in the school zone, so there were times where I road 2 different busses. Dad re-married in 2001 and my mom is just now getting re-married later this fall. She was dating a guy for a long loooong time, but his family and kids are such as mess from his other 2 divorces and she was unsure about marrying him because of his baggage but they were living together all this time, but eventually she was getting tired of his crap and she moved on. She has been with this current guy for almost a couple years now and is happier now than she's been in a long time, she's a great person and is a lot of fun, and so I'm happy for her, she deserves it.

After HS went to MU for 2 years because its a better school and my scholarship would only pay for in-state colleges, and KU was not considered to be instate according to the powers that be that control my school grant. So if any of you are wondering why I went to MU but love Kansas basketball, that's the reason. Didn't take the typical 4-5 yr college route. After my sophomore year I got a job at State Farm in beginning of 2005 and was an auto claim rep at their Regional office in Columbia, while I transfered to CMSU online and completed my degree while working. Then got a job offer in Lees Summit in 2010 and have been there ever since. Single child growing up. Have step brothers and sisters from my dad's marriage in 2001.

That's about it I guess.

What's your degree in?

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

I'm circumcised if that matters at all.

I forgot to mention that. I'm circumsised too

[In58men]

Originally Posted by lcarus

I forgot to mention that. I'm circumsised too

Awesome. That's a big part people are leaving out IMO

[Planetman]

Originally Posted by Donger

FYP

Actually, you fixed my phone's autocorrect trying to fix what I had typed correctly in the first damn place. Thank you all the same.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

Awesome. That's a big part people are leaving out IMO

Agreed. There's a big difference between a nicely circumsised shiny dick or a disgusting elephant trunk down there. It really differentiates the men from the monsters lol

[Planetman]

Originally Posted by Slick

Q

Quiet, you fool, or I'll turn you into a Markopian sea lizzard!

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I like killing things, drinking single malt scotch and banging my ol' lady.

What else is there? **** you. That's what.

Wow, what a coincidence! I also like killing things, drinking single malt scotch, and banging your old lady.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

I'm circumcised if that matters at all.

Yes, yes it does (no homo).

(Okay, a little homo.)

[seclark]

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i mostly just sit around doing jigsaw puzzles and occasionally piss myself.
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[crazycoffey]

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[crazycoffey]

I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

[JD10367]

Jim, mid 40s, IMAX projectionist (Boston, Tampa, Syracuse, Providence), married 8 years, about to buy my first house, like the Patriots, synthesizers, photography, losing in casinos, cruises, Disney World, used to like rollercoasters until I detached my retina in 2001, lean to the left, am antisocial, like all music except rap, wish Japanese porn would stop blurring out the good parts, prefer cats over dogs, is low level vegetarian (don't eat it if it walks or flies), supposedly have a good sense of humor and writes well, has a useless B.A. In English that took 7 years to get, went to the oldest school in America (Boston Latin), has the trait of a deadly disease, own a Smart car, and is currently typing this while sweating my balls off at Patriots training camp with 15,000 people waiting for the Pats/Saints joint practice.

[Chief Pote]

Originally Posted by lcarus

Agreed. There's a big difference between a nicely circumsised shiny dick or a disgusting elephant trunk down there. It really differentiates the men from the monsters lol

You know how I know this thread is ghey?

[bevischief]

Since when did this thread turn into a porn thread?

[In58men]

Originally Posted by bevischief

Since when did this thread turn into a porn thread?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked