LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it!

[Frankie]

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by Frankie

It's all in the eye of the reader. Donger knew what I was talking about. Mission accomplished.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by milkman

I knew what you were talking about.

But when someone does use it as their signature, it won't matter who knows.

It's really a ****ing stupid response.

We've had our clashes in the (distant) past. But I have always considered you genuine and intelligent. There are some posters on the CP who have proven time and time again that they are mere neanderthals. Both in attitude and intelligence. I have no respect for them and even less for the ones who fake intelligence as in one Donger poster. Posting something out of context is the most unintelligent thing someone can do. They expose the poster as dirty and dishonest. I'm sure there are stupids here who will do it. But all they are doing is proving how utterly stupid they are. I cannot go around worrying about what stupids do.

[Huffmeister]

Originally Posted by Donger

Don't imply that again, Frankie. You WILL not do it. I'm serious.

You should get Jenson to draw a line in the sand for you. Then everyone will know that it's super serious.

[NewChief]

[vailpass]

New Chief, that's a little over the line don't you think?

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by NewChief

whoa

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

whoa

I know, I always thought of NC as an ex-hippie intellectual educator, all around good guy.
But he just threw all of that out the window with his last post.
Unreal.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by NewChief

Not the RED X!

[LVNHACK]

Originally Posted by Radar Chief

So you and your brothers like to **** each other in the ass? NTTIAWWT, as I’ve heard it’s a ME cultural thing.

Yeah it's a ME thing.....That's a no bullshit fact.....The average 12 yr old boy has been raped by a family member....And most mid to upper level Iraqi's have a femine looking male staff member or 2 close to them at all time....****ing homo's

[NewChief]

Stupid was as stupid is.

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by Bwana

Not the RED X!

Howdy Bwana.
Unrelated topic here but...do you like your sharkskin koozie?

[NewChief]

Damnit. Here's the img (maybe?).



http://www.dvdlink.ca/images/Movies%...1220347753.jpg

[LVNHACK]

Originally Posted by Huffmeister

You should get Jenson to draw a line in the sand for you. Then everyone will know that it's super serious.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Frankie

We've had our clashes in the (distant) past. But I have always considered you genuine and intelligent. There are some posters on the CP who have proven time and time again that they are mere neanderthals. Both in attitude and intelligence. I have no respect for them and even less for the ones who fake intelligence as in one Donger poster. Posting something out of context is the most unintelligent thing someone can do. They expose the poster as dirty and dishonest. I'm sure there are stupids here who will do it. But all they are doing is proving how utterly stupid they are. I cannot go around worrying about what stupids do.

I am stupids.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by vailpass

Howdy Bwana.
Unrelated topic here but...do you like your sharkskin koozie?

I love it and it wears like iron. I had that down there in Belize and I thought the lady bartenders was going to come over the bar and give me a hand job, they loved it as well.