Life LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! - Page 17

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

Otter · 08-23-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

If I were taking a shot at Donger's hertiage, I might choose this gif

I knew those weirdos didn't wash their legs in the shower.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-23-2012, 03:13 PM

Iowanian has been in rare form the last couple of days. Things must be going well in Iowania.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

For being so intelligent, it was a somewhat low functioning decision for Frankie to put so much blood in the water this close to shark week.

I really can't understand this. It's been brought up before. Hiding is cowardly. I say what I want, knowing full well that the usual neanderthals will attempt to ruin my threads. If I were afraid of them I'd never post anything. have you ever seen me get involved ina circle jerk? Why do you think that is. Because a circle jerk is merely the convention of hateful, backward, and unintelligent losers who know they cannot stand up individually in a reasoned and respectful debate. Every time a neanderthal circle jerk happens I'm more convinced that I am more intelligent than them. It validates my attitude. Is it frustrating? Of course. Is it satisfying? OH HELL YES!!!

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You indicated you were a grownup and I was a child who should go to bed. Based on your further comments to Donger, Professor Tesla, I can only assume you wished to perform an act of man on child sodomy upon me.

Gross.

9.5

I deducted half a point for lameness.

**bevischief** · 08-23-2012, 05:31 PM

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Every time a neanderthal circle jerk happens I'm more convinced that I am more intelligent than them.

Johnny Vegas · 08-23-2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Frankie, since you have declared yourself to be more intelligent than I (and stated it as a fact), would you be open to and willing to take the pulse of ChiefsPlanet to see if the group agrees with your assertion? Perhaps in the form of a dedicated, public poll thread?

Idk how far the gap is between you two because it seems you post all your answers in the form of questions which, people will agree, makes you sound like a valley girl in high school with Ron Burgundy disease.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 05:54 PM

Frankie, have you ever noticed that the people who are actually quite intelligent never question their intelligence vis-a-vis others or feel the need to ever really address it? Have you also noticed that you address it with rather amazing frequency?

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas

Idk how far the gap is between you two because it seems you post all your answers in the form of questions which, people will agree, makes you sound like a valley girl in high school with Ron Burgundy disease.

Okay. Have you ever heard of Socrates, by the way?

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes we have seen nerved up angry laughters. No need to demonstrate.

Like I said. You don't need to be intelligent. Neanderthals here think you are. You got your audience. That's better than life has meant to give you. Just go with it.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Yes we have seen nerved up angry laughters. No need to demonstrate.

Like I said. You don't need to be intelligent. Neanderthals here think you are. Who cares if the majority know better. That's better than life has meant to give you. Just go with it.

I see BEP within you.

I'm neither angry nor nervous, Frankie.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Frankie, have you ever noticed that the people who are actually quite intelligent never question their intelligence vis-a-vis others or feel the need to ever really address it? Have you also noticed that you address it with rather amazing frequency?

LOL

Now this is the least intelligent of all your stupid observations. You are a gift that keeps on giving.

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Originally Posted by Donger

I'm neither angry nor nervous, Frankie.

Riiiiight.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

LOL

Now this is the least intelligent of all your stupid observations. You are a gift that keeps on giving.

It's pretty clear that you have a massive chip on your shoulder regarding both your heritage and your lack of relative intelligence. That's why you always bring it up. Sure, it's an observation and it's an accurate one.

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Riiiiight.

Why would I be either nervous or angry because of you?

Frosty · 08-23-2012, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Okay. Have you ever heard of Socrates, by the way?

He's that dude from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, right?

**Bowser** · 08-23-2012, 06:04 PM

Probably a repost -

Don't we have a subforum for this shit?

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

He's that dude from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, right?

Yes, I suppose.

08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult. So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it. Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked: "WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!" Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said, "I didn't catch your name." Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!" "And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!" "I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone. Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!" At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away. Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. (Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.) Just thought I'd share.
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