Official Montreal Expos Thread

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by vailpass

I'm not a strip club guy but will go if there is an occasion or event.
Not only were the ladies in Montreal hot, they were from all over the world.
And sometimes they came on stage two at a time.
And it turned into full contact. Elegantly done, but full-on lesbo licking.

If I had to estimate I'd say 90% of the girls I've ever seen in a strip club were not hot. This place was different.

There was a ring of seats around the stage, then about 15 feet of empty space, then small tables with two chairs at each about 3-4 tables deep. Everyone was sitting at the tables, except me and the two other American guys. We were up front at the stage, trying to tip like the out-of-towners we were.

Are binoculars allowed? Or perhaps opera glasses if it's a classy place?