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Old 04-12-2012, 07:47 PM  
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Do they make underwear for men with BALLS?!

I need supportive drawers! It's entirely possible that, at age 39, I have the nut sack of a 70 year old, but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of my junk fallin out all over the place just by doing something as simple as jumping in my jeep. Am I gonna have to start wearing a ****ing jock everyday? I want some underwear that keep my balls in place. Women get lift and support from their bras, right? I WANT THAT for my balls, support! Surely there are men out there who don't like their balls slippin out their draws all the time, right? Help me Chiefsplanet! Help me keep my balls to myself!!

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Old 04-12-2012, 10:06 PM   #46
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I buy khakis for work every couple of years, and I'm due. Every ****ing pair it seems like I try on have the waistband around my hips and no room for my nuts. Even brands that I currently own. Driving me nuts.
Use to be a problem for me until I switched to low-rise jeans and pants. I stick to Express for jeans and pants plus they are always buy one get one at half-price.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:33 AM   #47
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Underwear for men with balls, I have no idea about what are you talking about, Underwear for men made with balls its bit awkward.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:37 AM   #48
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Who the **** wears underwear?
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:39 AM   #49
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Who the **** wears underwear?
Going commando eh?
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:42 AM   #50
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Going commando eh?
Most days I don't wear clothes at all...
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:45 AM   #51
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Underwear for men with balls, I have no idea about what are you talking about, Underwear for men made with balls its bit awkward.
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Old 09-06-2012, 07:45 AM   #52
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:15 AM   #53
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If anyone finds a good pair of boxer briefs that have leggings that stay down and don't stretch out too easily, let me know.

Cuz the pairs I have now are just far too weak for my thunderous thighs. It's like trying to arrest a grizzly bear with handcuffs made out of linguini. The bear is gonna find it's way out quickly and with ease.

It's the opposite of the problem that some women have with keeping their pantyhose from rolling down. Someone needs to devise a type of garter belt for keeping mens boxer brief leggings down.
You need some of the sports kind or ones that have a cotton lycra mix. The cotton gets all stretched out.

I really like the Evolve brand trunks and boxer briefs from Target. I prefer the trunks because I have muscular thighs and the boxer brief legs tend to roll up above the thick part of my leg. The trunks are just the right length, but they aren't super lame like briefs. They also have a nice package pouch built in so your junk will fit nicely.
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:18 AM   #54
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Its better to not wear any. Unless you are clumsy with the zipper. That can kind of hurt.
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:20 AM   #55
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Its better to not wear any. Unless you are clumsy with the zipper. That can kind of hurt.
I used to do that back in college. Anymore I can't stand it though.
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:25 AM   #56
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This explains a lot.
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:25 AM   #57
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Problem solved.
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:28 AM   #58
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lol sports briefs yo! your shit will never fall out! I go with Boxers or Boxer Briefs. I just grab and whatever comes out of the drawer lol
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:30 AM   #59
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This. Been wearing them for a long time and unless you have the nut sack of an elephant, it should do the trick.
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Old 09-06-2012, 08:42 AM   #60
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Looks like you could use a pair of "balls out jeans" I cant post a link since I am too new, but look it up on google and watch the video. You will appreciate me.
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