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The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


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Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


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Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


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Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


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We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Old 09-14-2012, 11:06 AM   #391
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You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.
21 of 33 for 258 yds. 63.6% Completed, 7.82 yds per attempt. 24 yd longest completion, 1 TD 2 Int and a 72.5 passer rating?
That's what qualifies as a good game in your book?
You've allowed your standards to be compromised by our current QB situation.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:07 AM   #392
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:08 AM   #393
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:10 AM   #394
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Sorry, but I'm firmly entrenched in the belief that Matt Cassel causes as many of the drops/tipped pass interceptions as his receivers do.

When you are constantly throwing it high, slightly behind, not in stride, to the wrong spot, your receivers are not going to be able to make clean catches.

In 2010, I started noticing that Cassel couldn't hit guys in stride. They never caught the ball with two hands extended in front of their face mask without slowing down or stopping. Why? Because Cassel never put it there. That was the moment I lost faith in him.

I never want to hear about completion percentage. Show me a QB throwing on a crossing route, and I'll tell you immediately if he's accurate or not. Cassel could throw for 70% completion, but he'll never be accurate.
I have been a Cassel hater since well before the trade and brinks truck.

That doesn't mean I will ignore his improvements when I see them.

He threw the majority of his passes Sunday with good zip and accuracy against a very talented defense.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:14 AM   #395
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You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.
He's the only player on the offense other than the center that touches the ball on EVERY play.

To suggest that all of these things are "out of his control" is incorrect.

No, Albert shouldn't have let the rusher run free. Cassel could have also held onto the ball. He's not completely absolved of blame.

Similarly, on the Moeaki tipped ball/INT - although it appears to have been a perfectly-thrown ball, we have no idea about the velocity and other factors that might have led to Moeaki not catching the ball. By sheer virtue of the fact that Cassel THREW THE PASS, he'll never be completely free of blame.

All of that being said, I'm sick and ****ing tired of these conversations. I would just like for ONE TIME to be able to say "he had a good game" and not have to add a qualifier afterwards.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:15 AM   #396
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21 of 33 for 258 yds. 63.6% Completed, 7.82 yds per attempt. 24 yd longest completion, 1 TD 2 Int and a 72.5 passer rating?
That's what qualifies as a good game in your book?
You've allowed your standards to be compromised by our current QB situation.
Only one of those picks was his fault and that causes a big swing in the QB rating.

The rest of that stat line is good enough to win with against defenses as good as Atlantas.

I'll take 63% and 7.82 ALL DAY from our quarterback position.

If he ends the year with those averages, Id be happy.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:23 AM   #397
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He's the only player on the offense other than the center that touches the ball on EVERY play.

To suggest that all of these things are "out of his control" is incorrect.

No, Albert shouldn't have let the rusher run free. Cassel could have also held onto the ball. He's not completely absolved of blame.

Similarly, on the Moeaki tipped ball/INT - although it appears to have been a perfectly-thrown ball, we have no idea about the velocity and other factors that might have led to Moeaki not catching the ball. By sheer virtue of the fact that Cassel THREW THE PASS, he'll never be completely free of blame.

All of that being said, I'm sick and ****ing tired of these conversations. I would just like for ONE TIME to be able to say "he had a good game" and not have to add a qualifier afterwards.
Im not gonna sit here and blame Cassel for a defender wrapping Moeaki up while the ball was in the air and Moeaki STILL getting his hands up high enough to get them on the ball.

On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

Now way I am placing the blame for the results of those plays on Cassel.

When he fails, Ill be right here to throw him into the fire and will be calling for Brady Quinn and Stanzi to get their chances...but that time hasnt came yet.
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Im not gonna sit here and blame Cassel for a defender wrapping Moeaki up while the ball was in the air and Moeaki STILL getting his hands up high enough to get them on the ball.

On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

Now way I am placing the blame for the results of those plays on Cassel.

When he fails, Ill be right here to throw him into the fire and will be calling for Brady Quinn and Stanzi to get their chances...but that time hasnt came yet.
If they lose this week, it has to be close. 0-2 going to New Orleans is not the place to be.
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On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.
He wasn't offsides at all. Dunno why this falsity is getting spread around.

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If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.
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Didn't throw a single pass over 22 yards.

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