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Old 09-14-2012, 08:02 PM  
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:40 PM   #16
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What do you say to a Raiders fan with a job?


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Old 09-14-2012, 08:41 PM   #17
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:13 PM   #18
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:15 PM   #19
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:17 PM   #20
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:18 PM   #21
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:18 PM   #22
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:22 PM   #23
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:48 PM   #24
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:14 AM   #25
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:02 AM   #29
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