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10-06-2012, 10:00 AM | #122 |
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Hotter than a coalminer's ass.
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10-06-2012, 11:20 AM | #123 |
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My grandma used to say "Sometimes I wish I was rich instead of so damn good-looking."
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10-06-2012, 11:38 AM | #124 |
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I always heard it as "colder than a well diggers ass"
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10-06-2012, 11:49 AM | #125 |
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My grandad had more sayings than I can remember. But here are a few.
A penny saved is a penny earned It's not a bargain if you don't need it I'm sweating like a ni**er at an election ( I apologize if that one offends anyone. He wasn't being racist. Just something he said) You're like a bull in a china shop One boy is half a man. Two boys are no man at all If you take care of your pennies, the dollars will take care of themselves You can't out give God(when talking about tithing)
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Following the historical accounts and the genealogy from that point on, the age of the Earth is approximately 6000-7000 years old. The Big Bullshit Theory is a lie. It and the evolution theory go against real science. Satan has used our public school system to brainwash everyone into believing these lies. Be not decieved. |
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10-06-2012, 12:01 PM | #126 |
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yer gettin too big for yer britches
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10-06-2012, 12:09 PM | #127 |
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That politician is so crooked they'll have to screw him into the ground when he dies.
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10-06-2012, 01:02 PM | #128 |
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"You couldn't get laid in monkey whore house with a bag full of bananas."
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10-06-2012, 01:21 PM | #129 |
"Think BOOM!"
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"You're big enough and ugly enough to do it yourself!" - Mum
"Do you own ****ing laundry, boy!" - Mum "Boys, put your penises away and stop chasing the girls!" - Mum "Right, enough of this laying around nonsense!" - Dad "You think you're ****ing men, eh!? Right, (zip) on the ****ing table, right now!" - Dad
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I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
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10-06-2012, 01:26 PM | #130 |
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At my house it was, "Colder than whale poop at the bottom of the ocean."
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10-06-2012, 01:27 PM | #131 |
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Son, never **** a fat chick.
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10-06-2012, 01:29 PM | #132 |
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Stupid people: couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Gays: queer as a three dollar bill. Acting up: I'll slap a hair lip on ya.
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Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks. __/|_/[___] |/ \\_| ---OllllO _( ))~-( ))-0--)) |
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10-06-2012, 01:30 PM | #133 |
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"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20 |
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10-06-2012, 01:31 PM | #134 |
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Individual: You know what?
Dad: No, but I know his brother who.
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10-06-2012, 01:32 PM | #135 |
**** the Raiders
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Another of my Dad's favorites -
"What does that have to do with the price of butter in Moscow?"
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"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant |
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