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I used to set this up for all the new techs that would come onto our team back in the day. Good old SysInternals. It's sooooo funny to watch them do reimage after reimage. |
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10-17-2012, 02:17 PM | #2 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
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My favorite is lotion on the listening end of the phone. Call her, and watch her pick it up and get an ear full of lotion.
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10-17-2012, 02:24 PM | #3 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Frozen poop on a stick.
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10-17-2012, 02:24 PM | #4 |
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buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk
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10-17-2012, 02:30 PM | #5 |
True Chiefs Fan
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10-17-2012, 02:37 PM | #6 |
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Wait for a rainy day and fille her umbrella with the little holes from the hole punch.
Take some saran wrap and cover the top of one of her desk drawers, then flip the drawer over and slide it back in upside down. If you have metal detectors, slip some random metal tools in her purse before lunch. |
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10-17-2012, 02:38 PM | #7 |
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my favorite, was to wedge a toothpick into the back of the kitchen sink squirter hose so that it is pointing directly towards where a persons face would be. then double over a rubber band over it's handle so that it is "engaged". Now, the first person that turns the sink on gets blasted in the face with water. Now, the trick of course is to make sure it happens to the right person. Works with my kids by asking if they will get me a glass of water.
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10-18-2012, 08:52 AM | #8 | |
Everybody Lies.
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10-17-2012, 02:42 PM | #9 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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Craiglist ad asking for a ride to Sturgis, with her e-mail.
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10-18-2012, 07:20 AM | #10 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
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10-18-2012, 07:42 AM | #11 |
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My buddy put an ad on craigslist for a 1 year old snow blower for roughly half to a little under half the cost of a new one. He then put his buddies # and a "i need to sell fast" message.
That other guy got an avalanche of calls that day. |
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10-18-2012, 07:45 AM | #12 |
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PIIHB
53 posts? Christ this place is slipping. There's always the old go get a couple bags full of shreddings from the crosscut shredder and dump them at her cube. That's always a good one. |
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10-18-2012, 07:57 AM | #13 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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And no This Thread is Worthless Without Pics either. The damn Chiefs are deleting our damn brain cells one by one, a little bit at a time. Damn Polly!
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10-18-2012, 08:22 AM | #14 |
Whose house?
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And her ass is GLORIOUS too.
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10-18-2012, 07:23 AM | #15 |
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Remove top of office chair.
Place shrimp or fish remains in the center tube of chair base. Replace top of office chair. Profit! |
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