Did I meet one of you douchebags today at the gym?

[lewdog]

I workout at a gym in the Phoenix Metro area. Dude beside me is lifting and I see has has a sweat towel with a KC Chiefs arrowhead on it. I get his attention and say, "Hey man, I am a Chiefs fan too, sad to say it." He says, "cool, thanks," and puts his headphones back on.

You sir give Chiefs fans a bad name. You might be 100lbs heavier (fatty) than me but I am sure as shit way stronger than you and your beer gut really wrecks your tattoo covered arms and your shitty physique, but go on and act too good to talk to another Chiefs fan.

I have a feeling this could be a homer from the coalition site who didn't want another Chiefs fan talking shit on "his" team. Probably that Deb lady's boyfriend. Anyway, you sir give Chiefs fan a bad name by being an arrogant douche.

And oh yea, lose the lifting gloves you sissy. Your boyfriend won't mind your callused hands.

/Offseason Rant, signed lewdog.

[KCrockaholic]

I've never had problems with people at a Chiefs game. I've been to about 10 games total.

But I've had numerous issues with people at Royals games. I've gotten to the point where I will not go to a game on a Friday or Saturday because everybody just wants to get stupid drunk and act like a bunch of retards, and not even pay attention to the game. Leaving the parking lot after a Royals game is always a ****ing mess. And I'm not talking about the driving part.

[R8ers]

Originally Posted by rico

I personally have trouble finding Chiefs fans to talk with where I am from. Hell, the only Chiefs fans from my area (rural Southeast Iowa) who are convinced that Matt Cassel is a shitty QB and has always been a shitty QB are people who I spent an extensive amount of time convincing that Matt Cassel is and has always been a shitty QB. Some really stupid Chiefs fans in my neck of the woods.

Another thing. In my area, the inside joke about Chiefs fans is that they are white trash....and it is pretty noticeable in my area. The majority of Chiefs apparel that you will randomly see people wear looks like something that came from a shelf at Goodwill. NTTIAWWT, I have purchased Chiefs apparel at Goodwill...the only difference is, I still have all of my teeth.

I have been to 1 Chiefs game in my life and that was 2010 vs. the 49ers. It was refreshing to see Chiefs fans who still had their teeth and didn't have Pork and Beans stains on their shirts and pants. Met some cool people there, but I must say, we ran into some snooty ****'s at Arrowhead. My friend found this vintage 80's/90's Chiefs sweatshirt at a garage sale and got it for me....the coloring on the sweatshirt was faded from being washed so many times and the style of the shirt itself is dated as hell....but I like crap like that, so I wore it. I had a few dudes at Arrowhead giving me shit about it. In fact, in the parking lot, there was this group of dudes who stopped us while we were walking and made some sarcastic remarks about my shirt and then one of them tried being all incognito (I noticed he was doing this) by peeing in a beer and proceeded to offer it to me as if I didn't notice. Then they hit on my fiancee, who was 8 months pregnant at the time and still hot...and she also happened to be wearing a Chiefs shirt that my mom bought me from a magazine in 1996. I have never really been treated like a piece of shit like that before... **** it, here is a pic of the shirt from that day. Love this pic, because my fiancee is a die-hard Steelers fan and it was great to get her in Chiefs gear :

Good looking little woman Rico

[rico]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Yea, that is pretty classless. I wish I still had my mid 90's puffy Chiefs Starter jacket though. I would rock that!

I have only ever been to one Chiefs game and it was 2004 vs the Broncos with Dante's famous goal line run back and forth, punt return TD. Tons of trashy people but I am cool with that if they don't run their mouth.

Thanks for posting the pic, it surely wasn't you I saw at the gym!

I remember that game like it was yesterday. Watched it in my dorm room in Dubuque, Iowa (NE Iowa on border of Wisc and Illinois) with my friend who is a Donk fan (an obnoxious one). We were probably the only two guys on campus who gave a flying **** about the AFC West. Place was infested with Bears and Packers fans.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Jesus this fanbase is ****ed in the head

[rico]

Originally Posted by R8ers

Good looking little woman Rico

Thanks man...she never appears 8 months pregnant when she is 8 months pregnant.

Here is a pic of her the night that I think I impregnated her with our second child (Lollapalooza Saturday night).

[seclark]

threads that start with something like "today at the gym" are always golden.
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[R8ers]

Originally Posted by rico

Thanks man...she never appears 8 months pregnant when she is 8 months pregnant.

Here is a pic of her the night that I think I impregnated her with our second child (Lollapalooza Saturday night).

Lovely Lady, she is a keeper...

[Donger]

While I don't go to "the gym," I would presume that the protocol is the same as in the male bathroom.

[Halfcan]

Originally Posted by Phobia

You are a little swishy looking. Maybe he already had plans this weekend.

swishy

[rico]

Originally Posted by Donger

While I don't go to "the gym," I would presume that the protocol is the same as in the male bathroom.

Speaking of that, I hate it when people try speaking to me next to the urinal. It makes me unable to piss. Even when I am standing at a urinal and someone is pissing in the urinal next to me and I get the vibe that someone is preparing to speak to me...I suddenly become unable to piss. It sucks.

[KCBOSS1]

So why address it on here? Go back to the gym tommorrow and slap the earphones off his head? wassup? Kidding. I just like to talk tough on Chiefsplanet too.

[KCBOSS1]

I have to admit... when I'm at the gym, I'm not a big talker. Probably because I'm old, I hate it and am trying to get out of there as quickly as I can.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by Donger

While I don't go to "the gym," I would presume that the protocol is the same as in the male bathroom.

Since you are a bitch and don't workout, just .

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by KCBOSS1

I have to admit... when I'm at the gym, I'm not a big talker. Probably because I'm old, I hate it and am trying to get out of there as quickly as I can.

By all means, I don't like to carry on a convo either. I just think the really tough guy attitude that some have is ****ing hysterical especially considering some of these dudes physiques! And that Tapout gear does not make me think you are tough when you weigh 130lbs!

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

Yes to that girl with you rico. Like that's really you.