Planet Nibiru almost here and explanation of coming zombie apocolypse

[Hog Farmer]

[BossChief]

Great, now were gonna have to deal with that jar jar binks thing and his dumb ass ideas all the time.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by notorious

Ummmmmm. That much mass doesn't have to impact another planet for it to completely screw up the Solar System. The gravity alone will throw things into chaos.

Saying that, what are the realistic chances of having a rogue planet tear-assing through the galaxy, much less a failed dwarf star(?) with its own planetary system? I'm no astrophysicist, but wouldn't that violate a physics law or five?

[Pawnmower]

Originally Posted by Bowser

Saying that, what are the realistic chances of having a rogue planet tear-assing through the galaxy, much less a failed dwarf star(?) with its own planetary system? I'm no astrophysicist, but wouldn't that violate a physics law or five?

Depends on what you call rogue (is it all a part of the grand plan?) but the galaxy is a huge place...SO I would say 100%....(new stars , cooling down have planets form and the orbits arent stable yet)...(In addition singularities / super novae can occur and begin to cause unstable orbits and drawing solar systems near to them inward etc...)

If you define 'rogue' as 'non stable orbit' then the odds of your question are 100%....

Although I have a feeling you meant solar system (instead of galaxy)....in which case that drops the odds to 0%, since the orbits of the planets and moons have all been relatively stable for a million years or more.

[frazod]

Are we sure the planet in question isn't Mongo?

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

Depends on what you call rogue (is it all a part of the grand plan?) but the galaxy is a huge place...SO I would say 100%....(new stars , cooling down have planets form and the orbits arent stable yet)...(In addition singularities / super novae can occur and begin to cause unstable orbits and drawing solar systems near to them inward etc...)

If you define 'rogue' as 'non stable orbit' then the odds of your question are 100%....

Although I have a feeling you meant solar system (instead of galaxy)....in which case that drops the odds to 0%, since the orbits of the planets and moons have all been relatively stable for a million years or more.

How do you know they've been "stable" for millions of years or more? There are objects in the galaxy that we've never seen ... let alone things that, if we did see, we wouldn't understand.

On top of that, there are massive explosions taking place in our galaxy all the time. Enormous blasts of energy from dying stars or super novas or big paper bags or galactic bubble wrap. Any one of those events could break a large object out of orbit and send it hurtling willy-nilly through space and, assuming it's big enough, it could pick up other objects into its gravitational field as it travels.

I, therefore, urge you to revise and amend your prior remarks.

FAX

[KC Tattoo]

So why don't we train some oil drill guys off the gulf of Mexico, train them to be astronauts, get them to land on this body of planets and drill hole deep enough with exlposives powerful enough to blow them up. It could be our only chance.

[ChiefsNow]

From what I've read on it before, it's on like a 3500 year orbit and has passed by before many times. Not saying this is true, but is what I've read.

[J Diddy]

I started to listen to it. Then I saw 15 minutes long. It lasted 3 seconds.

[Noss]

Originally Posted by Scorp

If we sacrifice Casshole, Romeo, and ***** will it go away?

If it doesn't go away, at least they will. So its worth a try.

[Bowser]

Weekly World News has a story on this. Guys, I think we may be TRULY ****ed this time.

[Pawnmower]

Originally Posted by FAX

How do you know they've been "stable" for millions of years or more? There are objects in the galaxy that we've never seen ... let alone things that, if we did see, we wouldn't understand.

On top of that, there are massive explosions taking place in our galaxy all the time. Enormous blasts of energy from dying stars or super novas or big paper bags or galactic bubble wrap. Any one of those events could break a large object out of orbit and send it hurtling willy-nilly through space and, assuming it's big enough, it could pick up other objects into its gravitational field as it travels.

I, therefore, urge you to revise and amend your prior remarks.

FAX

Fax, I urge to to read what I actually wrote, take your head out of your ass b4 you comment. ( I said solar system, and can back up what I said...and basically said the same thing about the galaxy as you did)

Since you are obviously a moron, the Solar System is not the same thing as the galaxy.

Perhaps if you weren't so busy trying to portray some character , you could spend that energy actually reading what people write as opposed to just babbling like a complete idiot.

[Bowser]

November 21st? A day before Thanksgiving? What kind of sadistic shit is THAT?

[frazod]

Originally Posted by Bowser

November 21st? A day before Thanksgiving? What kind of sadistic shit is THAT?

You've obviously never tasted my mother-in-law's mashed potatoes.

[teedubya]

This ****ing Nibiru thing is a hilarious joke.

Literally, every six months on some ****ed up sites like http://GodlikeProductions.com or AboveTopSecret.com ... IS THE TIME THAT NIBIRU'S COMING, FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!!

[frazod]

Originally Posted by teedubya

This ****ing Nibiru thing is a hilarious joke.

Literally, every six months on some ****ed up sites like http://GodlikeProductions.com or AboveTopSecret.com ... IS THE TIME THAT NIBIRU'S COMING, FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!!

Wait a minute - even YOU don't believe in this?