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Old 11-06-2012, 08:37 AM  
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Does passing impacted stool hurt as bad as they say?

I just found out I have some impacted stool. I've never had that before and my gf is trying to tell me it hurts like a bitch when it actually comes out (I think she's messing with me).

Any advice? Laughing gas or just take the needle to numb the pain?

Oh, I hate going to the GI doc too. That really can't help.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:39 AM   #2
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It does hurt. Impacted stool kind of "helicopters" its way out of your rectum. Really messy.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:43 AM   #3
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:44 AM   #4
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Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:45 AM   #5
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Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.
Do you need some sort of special adapter? A garden hose is too small and it might fall out.
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:48 AM   #6
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:32 AM   #7
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Should I merge this with the anal canal thread? You're pretty much just throwing the car into drive from reverse.
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:22 AM   #8
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:52 AM   #9
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