Chiefs Does being a Chiefs fan hurt as bad as they say? - Page 3

Sofa King · 11-06-2012, 12:10 PM

I'm serious.

**bevischief** · 11-06-2012, 04:05 PM

Like a hammer to the nutts and meeting the 400 pound man... You start to like after a while...

**Guru** · 11-06-2012, 04:23 PM

worse. excruciatingly worse.

theelusiveeightrop · 11-06-2012, 04:29 PM

The pain can be soothed by the tears of all the employees ***** has fired.

Simply Red · 11-06-2012, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

So was this one?

oh BOOM!!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever · 11-06-2012, 05:22 PM

Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone.

Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer.

kcfanXIII · 11-06-2012, 06:07 PM

I feel bad for my dog, who's name is chief. that poor son of a bitch can't get away from it.

Rausch · 11-06-2012, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru

worse. excruciatingly worse.

This...

Dayze · 11-06-2012, 06:47 PM

It makes my butthole itch. Which contrary to what Kurt would say, .....it sucks.

KCinNY · 11-06-2012, 06:47 PM

Essentially I'm numb after being screwed by the Hunt family for decades with their cynical attitude of profits over winning.

Now, when ***** wears his barbed-wire strap on and pushes our shit in with it, I barely feel it.

After all...it's a process and the fanbase's expectation level is way too high.

Chief_For_Life58 · 11-06-2012, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone.

Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer.

hahahaha dude u need help lololol

Chief_For_Life58 · 11-06-2012, 06:59 PM

the biggest hurt is the face people ask you if youre a nfl fan and you say yes and they say whata your favorite team? my butthole tightens and my heart drops and I take a big gulp and im like well I grew up in kc and always been a chiefs fan...and the face they give and the smirk like omg they are a ****ing joke. now I dont defend them anymore I just say yea the franchise IS a ****ing joke. and then usually thatll follow with them saying Oh but you guys got jamal hes sick! and I process to say yea its awesome watching him get run into the ground and his career pissed on...fml

okcchief · 11-06-2012, 07:01 PM

It hurts really bad until your body goes into shock, and you feel nothing.

11-06-2012, 12:10 PM
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11-06-2012, 04:05 PM	#31
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11-06-2012, 04:23 PM	#32
Guru BANNED Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Middle of the USA Casino cash: $55082209	worse. excruciatingly worse. __________________ But there is no RGIII or Luck in this draft. /truefan
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11-06-2012, 04:29 PM	#33
theelusiveeightrop 2thdoc Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Dante's Ninth Circle Casino cash: $22448	The pain can be soothed by the tears of all the employees ***** has fired. __________________ "We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family."
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11-06-2012, 05:22 PM	#35
Dr. Facebook Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $7620	Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone. Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer. __________________ courtesy of BoneKrusher "Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion." Ernie Harwell
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11-06-2012, 06:07 PM	#36
kcfanXIII I AM THE CURSE Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: 25 minutes from arrowhead Casino cash: $209706	I feel bad for my dog, who's name is chief. that poor son of a bitch can't get away from it.
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11-06-2012, 06:47 PM	#38
Dayze Poop Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $1177763	It makes my butthole itch. Which contrary to what Kurt would say, .....it sucks. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial.
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11-06-2012, 06:47 PM	#39
KCinNY Chiefs Goon Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Center Ice Casino cash: $26984	Essentially I'm numb after being screwed by the Hunt family for decades with their cynical attitude of profits over winning. Now, when ***** wears his barbed-wire strap on and pushes our shit in with it, I barely feel it. After all...it's a process and the fanbase's expectation level is way too high. __________________ We must sacrifice the one they call "True Fan."
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11-06-2012, 06:59 PM	#41
Chief_For_Life58 God Damnit Go Chiefs Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: fishin or golfin Casino cash: $20534	the biggest hurt is the face people ask you if youre a nfl fan and you say yes and they say whata your favorite team? my butthole tightens and my heart drops and I take a big gulp and im like well I grew up in kc and always been a chiefs fan...and the face they give and the smirk like omg they are a **ing joke. now I dont defend them anymore I just say yea the franchise IS a **ing joke. and then usually thatll follow with them saying Oh but you guys got jamal hes sick! and I process to say yea its awesome watching him get run into the ground and his career pissed on...fml
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11-06-2012, 07:01 PM	#42
okcchief Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Casino cash: $36989	It hurts really bad until your body goes into shock, and you feel nothing.
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