My stupid SOC/Blackout story.

[Phobia]

I had an amazing morning. I passed out several hundred SOC/Fire ***** fliers and as I'm wrapping things up and headed into the stadium a golf cart rolls up to the "These Guys Can Cook/SOC" tailgate in Lot B. They said they were instructed to stop the distribution of signs and confiscate them. I kindly told them that I knew they were just doing their jobs and I respected that but they were going to get to haul me off in cuffs before they got my signs. Then they threatened to call their supervisors at which time I invited them to call every supervisor up to and including Clark Hunt himself but they weren't going to take my signs and they weren't going to stop sign distribution.

The first golf cart was great. They understood where we were coming from and I knew they were just doing what they were told. The next two golf carts of security personnel weren't quite as understanding. I politely informed each that we were going to continue handing out signs and if they wanted to talk to me that I would be 50' away handing out signs. Eventually all 3 golf carts pulled 40' away from the tailgate and I walked towards the stadium with my group of people. This is presumably when pr_capone was detained but I was already in line to enter the stadium.

Screw this piece of crap organization for subjecting me to two fieldgoals against four touchdowns against the BENGALS. Pathetic.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

It's too bad Phil wasn't arrested. A veteran being handcuffed on military appreciation day would have been priceless.

[Valiant]

Originally Posted by Phobia

We have a picture of one of the golf cart security ladies holding a FIRE ***** sign up. I'll try to get it from my peeps' phone.

I was seriously headed for the gates when those security folks rolled up. Had a couple hundred papers in my hand and was gone. Just happened to look over my shoulder and saw a bbq guy disclaiming knowledge and handing over a stack of papers 14" tall. I said, nuh uh and statched those papers back. Ended up giving most of them to superstar pr_capone. But this whole exchange was a joke..

I would not post that picture until ***** is fired..

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Valiant

I would not post that picture until ***** is fired..

This. No need to get someone fired.

[Bump]

What a bunch of fascists.

Makes me want to question my fanhood. Good job sticking it to them Phobia!

[ROYC75]

Well done guys, well done.

Hey Phil, you have been on TV too much, they will find you.

Good work !

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Message from Capone

All good... making the trek home. I have a diatribe to post but it will wait until I get home.

[JackDup]

Und youse vil schtopinhymen dee infiltraitors from handing out und propaganda und mine chiefland. Ve must have Chiefnic Cleanzing und bring shem in for da Sandosky Shower vit me!!signed, Adolf *****

[RINGLEADER]

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by JackDup

Und youse vil schtopinhymen dee infiltraitors from handing out und propaganda und mine chiefland. Ve must have Chiefnic Cleanzing und bring shem in for da Sandosky Shower vit me!!signed, Adolf *****

... and I barely understand it.

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by Valiant

I would not post that picture until ***** is fired..

Yeah, I was just about to say the same thing. Or at least blur her face.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Hahahaha.

[Rams Fan]

Originally Posted by JackDup

Und youse vil schtopinhymen dee infiltraitors from handing out und propaganda und mine chiefland. Ve must have Chiefnic Cleanzing und bring shem in for da Sandosky Shower vit me!!signed, Adolf *****

WTF

[cdcox]

Watch out for this guy.

[mikey23545]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

pr was detained? What?

Originally Posted by milkman

Has anyone seen him since?

[mcaj22]

the fact that ***** has security or a posse of employees to buy into his brainwashing is amazing.


it's like *****'s own little stadium army. I think he has more fun creating the risk board of his security personnel and what they are going to do on Sundays to fans than he does actual players on the team.