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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs 13 8.61%
BlackBob 2 1.32%
Chiefsrocka 1 0.66%
Inmem58 16 10.60%
mr. tegu 6 3.97%
No n00b is worthy this year 17 11.26%
okoye35chiefs 0 0%
Prison Bitch 2 1.32%
Simplicity 2 1.32%
Sorter 81 53.64%
Strongside 3 1.99%
Obligatory GAZ option 8 5.30%
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:24 PM  
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Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
  • Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

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Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC.
To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

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Old 12-03-2012, 01:53 PM   #76
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Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:00 PM   #77
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Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.
You're my hero. When I grow up I wanna be a bad ass like you.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:00 PM   #78
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I was joking when I nominated Prison Bitch...It's Wickedtard
You think the nominations are a joke? Sorter gif this joker on what the Academy does with comedians?
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PGM voted for me. We've been homies for a while.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:03 PM   #81
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Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.
Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:03 PM   #82
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:09 PM   #86
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Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance.
Hey now... That's what this place is all about man. You know these things.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:14 PM   #88
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I'm suing for unemployment benefits. I'm Also reporting all the sexual harassment!
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You'd probably get some votes from the DC monkeys if you offered that up.
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