Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

[BigRedChief]

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

• All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
• I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
• Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
• Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
• if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
• You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I did remove it. 30 minutes ago.

EDIT: It's still showing up in Sorter's reply, and I'm not sure why.

Didn't realize that. I'll remove the quote.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

We are not giving a ****ing job interview. You are not a member of the Academy. You never asked me or anyone else about this very bad idea.

You want to email the n00bs and ask questions fine and dandy, but don't post it in this thread.

You need to give me a reason why I shouldn't just delete your "questionnaire".

Dammit. I thought that thing was official. I spill personal information and it was all for naught. Damn this competition. It's ruining my life.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Sorter

Didn't realize that. I'll remove the quote.

Thanks, G.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Thanks, G.

Fo sho. I'm not so turrible.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Sorter

Fo sho. I'm not so turrible.

Hopefully you don't have the golf swing that goes with that Charles Barkley accent.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Dammit. I thought that thing was official. I spill personal information and it was all for naught. Damn this competition. It's ruining my life.

hey man its not your fault. Someone posting something like that the N00b candidate should be able to safely assume its part of the process or approved to be part of the process. Again not your fault. Your a cool dude...or so it seems.

Whether the academy decides to delete Fairplay's question or not. Any other n00b candidate posting answers to Fairplay's question will be deleted. This goes against what this crowning and thread is about. We are not going to make you answer questionnaires, take a bunch of shit and get hazed.

You have made it safely out of n00bdom. We hazed you all year long on the planet.You stuck around. the n00b hazing is over. Now we will give you shit just like any other poster.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Hopefully you don't have the golf swing that goes with that Charles Barkley accent.

Sadly, my golf swing is probably worse than the accent.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

hey man its not your fault. Someone posting something like that the N00b candidate should be able to safely assume its part of the process or approved to be part of the process. Again not your fault. Your a cool dude...or so it seems.

Whether the academy decides to delete Fairplay's question or not. Any other n00b candidate posting answers to Fairplay's question will be deleted. This goes against what this crowning and thread is about. We are not going to make you answer questionnaires, take a bunch of shit and get hazed.

You have made it safely out of n00bdom. We hazed you all year long on the planet.You stuck around. the n00b hazing is over.

Thanks! Although I didn't catch too much shit from day one....In fact, here's a post from my 3rd week on CP:

Posted By -King-

Strongside has come on as strong as ive ever seen a new poster come.
Posted via Mobile Device

Bam! lol

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Thanks! Although I didn't catch too much shit from day one....In fact, here's a post from my 3rd week on CP:

maybe since Skip left its not as bad. I got some serious hazing back in the day. I don't haze too often. You have to have a thick skin to last on the Planet because its the most loosely moderated Chiefs football board. And most of of us like it that way and never want it to change.

No matter how long you are here, no matter how many brownie points you build up, you screw up(vacation pics) they will slap you back to your senses. And I'd have that no other way.

[okoye35chiefs]

i voted for sorter because he told me he would "like" casseling on facebook!

I liked the questions, fwiw. It was way better than bribes.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I liked the questions, fwiw. It was way better than bribes.

Your job every year seems to be to come into the thread and wreck havoc with the vote. Your input in noted but rejected with cause.

I haven't even done anything this year... yet. I'm just saying I liked the Q&A. All n00bs should have to fill one out with their registration and then we decide whether we let them in or not.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I haven't even done anything this year... yet. I'm just saying I liked the Q&A. All n00bs should have to fill one out with their registration and then we decide whether we let them in or not.

You wanting to be the new Skip?

[Rausch]

I don't like n00bs.

Not voting for one.

If I had to I'd go okoye35chiefs...