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Like I said, I don't have kids, but I've thought about it sometimes when a show like 2 1/2 Men is on. Or 80 percent of other shows these days, for that matter. At least the commercials are for medications, but some of the jokes and plot lines on today's television are far past the line for family fare. Now, to completely contradict myself, I'll note a couple of funny things I saw on TV the other day, while at the same time being surprised that they made it onto the air. I'm a fan of "My Name Is Earl", and they're always slipping through things that make my jaw drop. The most overt one on an episode I saw last week was one where Earl's new wife came home for a romantic evening. She asked him about edible underwear flavors (he nixed chocolate), but then she reached into a shopping bag, smiled real big, and pulled out a pair of handcuffs and .... a bunch of carrots. A bunch of carrots? Wow. In the same episode, he was talking about seducing Amish women (or at least the local version of them). It was actually pretty funny, because the scene broke to a rhythmically shaking van and Earl's voiceover saying something like, "Even without land, a good farmer will find something to plow." My goodness. That show got away with as much as any show I've ever seen.
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01-29-2013, 01:12 PM | #32 |
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yeah tv wise if we are watching tv together it is a cooking show or that fat blob that stuffs his face (soon to have a heartattack) with crazy food challenges..M vs F...
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01-29-2013, 01:32 PM | #34 |
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I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.
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01-29-2013, 02:48 PM | #36 |
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LOL this is the most stupid crap on the face of the planet. I'm glad they rejected that smut. You'd have children googling that crap wondering wtf it is. JFC.
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01-29-2013, 03:56 PM | #39 |
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Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...
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01-29-2013, 09:37 PM | #41 |
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Seriously, unlike most of the adult population kids know how to use google search.
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my god I probably wouldn't have had a girlfriend 3 years of high school if porn was easy to get back then as it is today
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01-29-2013, 09:40 PM | #43 |
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And I wouldn't have a girlfriend today if ass was as easy to get as it was in high school.
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Good thing GoDaddy will have a commercial featuring a good ol' Danica Patrick striptease instead!
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That's unfortunately true but also the reason why they don't need a Super Bowl ad ENCOURAGING them to check out a porn site. Let's not pour gasoline on a fire already raging. If you have a young one like me I can't see how you could possibly be cool with this. Good for the NFL for passing on it.
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