Life I had a near death expirence

In58men · 01-31-2013, 09:12 AM

I passed two kidney stones this morning at 2 AM. First time that's ever happened to me. It was by far the worst pain I've ever dealt with.

Anybody else had this happen? I had to cut in front of 7 people because of the pain I was in. I felt horrible, but could not take that shit.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-31-2013, 09:14 AM

I've had women tell me it's more painful than birth in some cases. Thank God I have never had them.

Imon Yourside · 01-31-2013, 09:15 AM

Solution: Drink more water and less soda.

You made it ma man, congrats.

Rasputin · 01-31-2013, 09:27 AM

No thank you I will pass er I mean do not want to go through that.

Glad it came out ok for you.

Groves · 01-31-2013, 09:28 AM

I average 1-2 a year.

Went off caffeine for a couple of years, and they decreased in frequency, but INcreased in size.

I drink caffeine whenever I want, now.

Doc says the kidneys filter less well as I get older, so expect the stones to decrease.

scho63 · 01-31-2013, 10:39 AM

My brother had one and he said the pain was unbearable.

I've had another extrememe pain: Pancreatitis

The pain lasted for HOURS and it felt like someone was cutting your entire abdomen with a dull knife. A cramp so intense it makes you cry. For me on a scale of 1-10 it was around a 15.

Chief Pote · 01-31-2013, 10:40 AM

Let's just say that if there's a Mother ****in Kidney Stone Passin Club President, I'd be qualified and I don't like it.

When you arrive at the hospital sweating, puking your guts out from the pain and looking like you just took a serious ass kickin, they give you enough drugs to make you not give a shit about anything. I swear they sent me down the hall one time with my ass hanging out for a catscan. Didn't care.

Dayze · 01-31-2013, 10:41 AM

Grim · 01-31-2013, 10:46 AM

Had a 10mm kidney stone a couple years ago. It was blocking the ext from my kidney and the pain was unbearable. Had it broken up with lithotripsy and passed it without much trouble.
The only pain I experienced was when it was traveling from the kidney to the bladder. I guess it hurt a little when it passed from my bladder but it was 1/1000000th the pain I experienced initially.

Bump · 01-31-2013, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Groves

I average 1-2 a year.

Went off caffeine for a couple of years, and they decreased in frequency, but INcreased in size.

I drink caffeine whenever I want, now.

Doc says the kidneys filter less well as I get older, so expect the stones to decrease.

damn

Radar Chief · 01-31-2013, 10:46 AM

I feel your pain. Mine got stuck, wouldn’t come out, so they had to operate. An operation with no incisions, care to guess where they went? I almost wanted the stone back. Almost.

okoye35chiefs · 01-31-2013, 10:47 AM

was the pain worse than the pain of this past season?

If so that had to f*(&(*n kill!

**HemiEd** · 01-31-2013, 10:56 AM

Sorry to hear about your pain, but I am curious. Where were you at 2 in the morning where you had to cut in line, in front of 7 people. Was that to try and take a crap?

Chief Pote · 01-31-2013, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

I feel your pain. Mine got stuck, wouldn’t come out, so they had to operate. An operation with no incisions, care to guess where they went? I almost wanted the stone back. Almost.

You stop that right now...

DJ's left nut · 01-31-2013, 10:58 AM

Now do you see what happens when you make attention whore threads?

That was Chiefsplanet Karma at work. Stop starting threads about your anniversary of joining a damn message board and god will stop smiting you with kidney stones.

01-31-2013, 09:12 AM
In58men I didn’t say mud, I said crud. Join Date: Jan 2012 Casino cash: $-1431974	I had a near death expirence I passed two kidney stones this morning at 2 AM. First time that's ever happened to me. It was by far the worst pain I've ever dealt with. Anybody else had this happen? I had to cut in front of 7 people because of the pain I was in. I felt horrible, but could not take that shit.
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01-31-2013, 09:14 AM	#2
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	I've had women tell me it's more painful than birth in some cases. Thank God I have never had them.
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01-31-2013, 09:15 AM	#3
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01-31-2013, 09:27 AM	#4
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $185421	No thank you I will pass er I mean do not want to go through that. Glad it came out ok for you.
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01-31-2013, 09:28 AM	#5
Groves Turning the Corner Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Springfield, Missouri Casino cash: $-791459	I average 1-2 a year. Went off caffeine for a couple of years, and they decreased in frequency, but INcreased in size. I drink caffeine whenever I want, now. Doc says the kidneys filter less well as I get older, so expect the stones to decrease.
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01-31-2013, 10:39 AM	#6
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $-790000	My brother had one and he said the pain was unbearable. I've had another extrememe pain: Pancreatitis The pain lasted for HOURS and it felt like someone was cutting your entire abdomen with a dull knife. A cramp so intense it makes you cry. For me on a scale of 1-10 it was around a 15. __________________ *"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"* ~Redd Foxx~ ~~2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023~~ 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
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01-31-2013, 10:40 AM	#7
Chief Pote Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Undercover..... Casino cash: $6932638	Let's just say that if there's a Mother ****in Kidney Stone Passin Club President, I'd be qualified and I don't like it. When you arrive at the hospital sweating, puking your guts out from the pain and looking like you just took a serious ass kickin, they give you enough drugs to make you not give a shit about anything. I swear they sent me down the hall one time with my ass hanging out for a catscan. Didn't care.
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01-31-2013, 10:46 AM	#9
Grim Starter Join Date: Aug 2012 Casino cash: $-180000	Had a 10mm kidney stone a couple years ago. It was blocking the ext from my kidney and the pain was unbearable. Had it broken up with lithotripsy and passed it without much trouble. The only pain I experienced was when it was traveling from the kidney to the bladder. I guess it hurt a little when it passed from my bladder but it was 1/1000000th the pain I experienced initially.
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01-31-2013, 10:46 AM	#11
Radar Chief Wearing ballistic dog goggles. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In the box. Casino cash: $2951503	I feel your pain. Mine got stuck, wouldn’t come out, so they had to operate. An operation with no incisions, care to guess where they went? I almost wanted the stone back. Almost. __________________ Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks. __/\|_/[___] \|/ \\_\| ---OllllO _( ))~-( ))-0--))
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01-31-2013, 10:56 AM	#13
HemiEd Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ozarks Casino cash: $-359436	Sorry to hear about your pain, but I am curious. Where were you at 2 in the morning where you had to cut in line, in front of 7 people. Was that to try and take a crap?
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01-31-2013, 10:58 AM	#15
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $-710901	Now do you see what happens when you make attention whore threads? That was Chiefsplanet Karma at work. Stop starting threads about your anniversary of joining a damn message board and god will stop smiting you with kidney stones. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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