Pastor refuses to tip "I give GOD 10% why do you get 18%"

[HolyHat]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

I used to go to church on a regular basis but, stopped after realizing that so many so called Christians thump their bible at you on sundays while being complete pieces of shit monday through saturday

I used to see the youth pastor of that same church in the poker room at Harrahs NKC everytime I was there. Bastard could play some cards though

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Mr. Pink

I used to see the youth pastor of that same church in the poker room at Harrahs NKC everytime I was there. Bastard could play some cards though

He doesn't need Kenny Rogers. God tells him when to hold em. God says when to fold em. God says when to walk away. God says when to run. You never tithe your money...when you're sittin at the table. There'll be time enough for tithing, when the dealing's done.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

He doesn't need Kenny Rogers. God tells him when to hold em. God says when to fold em. God says when to walk away. God says when to run. You never tithe your money...when you're sittin at the table. There'll be time enough for tithing, when the dealing's done.

Now every preacher knows the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' who to tip well
And knowin' who to stiff
'Cause every waiter's a winner
And every waiter's a loser
And the best that you can hope for
Is some lemon in your tea