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02-16-2013, 04:23 PM | #16 |
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Boy that sure was a waste of my ****ing time.
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02-16-2013, 09:26 PM | #17 |
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HEY! Your face is reeruned!
Well, no one called me out on this... this is a (with my changes) word for word reprint of an actual article about a gay soccer player coming out which I found to be pretty funny. I played soccer my entire life (club level in college, I'm not that good... but some of the guys I played with were ex-college players) and I just can't see being gay as anything close to a big deal in the American soccer community. Maybe there is some MASSIVE cultural shift once you get past college into the pros... but I doubt it. So, I thought it'd be fun to rewrite the story as a parody for Zach's benefit and the bastard didn't bite! Well played sir, well played. Here is the real story for anyone who cares... http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/16/sp...-gay.html?_r=0 I guess my career as a writer for the Onion is over before it ever began! |
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Soccer is the next big thing, gonna be bigger than the microchip.
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