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Crossing the Highway late last night
He should of looked left and he should of looked right He didn't see the station wagon car So the skunk got squashed and there you are You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road[repeat].......everbuddie sing!
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We've been through this.
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Aaaaa, you're gonna need a lot of ketchup.
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Thank you for doing that, I seem to be a skunk farmer lately. Thanks for reducing the population by one.
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I just hit some skunk as well
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I hit a skunk on the way home from my parents' at Christmas. It ended up catching on my splitter and pulled it down, tearing out part of my front lip. I just now got my new one painted and hopefully I can put it on this weekend.
The smell dissipated in about a week. I didn't park the car in the garage during that time.
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”
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Must be skunk mating season. Even a skunk needs to get some strange every so often.
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