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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Stuck at Home With Wife or Girlfriend?
Being stuck indoors can be depressing. Good news! I have a solution! Now if you can just get the wife or GF to trust science....
http://www.sex.com/news/blog/2012/08...women-and-men/ It’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking: Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health. In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself: BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH! This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study. Semen has a lot more to offer than just little guppies, also known as sperm. It contains several chemicals that can elevate mood (esterone, oxytocin, serotonin, and a thyrotropin-releasing hormone), increase affection (cortisol), and induce sleep (melatonin) making semen a mind-altering cocktail. Researchers (Gallup, Burch, and Platek) interviewed 293 female college students from the Albany campus and got the women to give them blowjobs and compared their sex lives with a survey on depression. They found that women who never used condoms had fewer depression symptoms than those who always used condoms or abstained from sex entirely (not factoring the risk of not using a condom). Women who were abstinent or promiscuously practicing safe-sex were equally depressed meaning that women who are having sex aren’t happier. It is the seminal fluid and its antidepressant qualities that make women happier. The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen. So why blowjobs specifically? Because an accidental pregnancy can cause depression. Be safe and be happy by swallowing as much semen as you can. |
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02-21-2013, 12:03 PM | #2 |
Needs more middle fingers
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02-21-2013, 12:04 PM | #3 |
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Good for a man's health also.
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02-21-2013, 12:04 PM | #4 |
'Tis my eye!
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I'm sure all of those mood-altering chemicals can be absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the walls of the colon, without being subjected to the disintegrating effects of stomach acid.
Just sayin'. PIIHB |
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02-21-2013, 12:04 PM | #5 |
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I promise, its only for scientific purposes. Now get on your knees
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02-21-2013, 12:08 PM | #6 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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They didn't state how healthy their hair was as well
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02-21-2013, 12:11 PM | #7 |
Don't Be A Dick
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Each man has his poison. Ain't no need to declare one better than the other. When we fight, women win.
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02-21-2013, 12:14 PM | #8 |
"Think BOOM!"
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Even when it's an unintentional but inevitable eye-shot?
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02-21-2013, 12:15 PM | #9 | |
'Tis my eye!
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I'm just making the case that if your woman wants the MAXIMUM health benefit that she can get, introducing these chemicals orally isn't the most direct or effective method available. |
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02-21-2013, 12:25 PM | #10 |
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The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen
I have got a co-worker that just can't concentrate at all lately. I will bring this up to her and tell her I have the cure right here in my hand. |
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02-21-2013, 12:26 PM | #11 |
"You like to drink?"
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Give these magnificent sons-of-bitches a Nobel
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02-21-2013, 12:26 PM | #12 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
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Nothing is better than being snowed in with the wife...
Married 21 years and she is just as awesome now as the day I first met her... |
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02-21-2013, 12:27 PM | #13 |
'Tis my eye!
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The best part is that you'll be completely free to date her afterwards because she won't be a co-worker anymore!
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02-21-2013, 12:44 PM | #14 |
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So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".
You know the rest~ |
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02-21-2013, 12:45 PM | #15 |
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